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It Could Happen to YOU!!!

posted 13 years ago by The-Kurgan
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Yes, folks, I'm talking about...

Fish-Rape!

The number of fish-rape victims is very probably much higher than the so-called "zero" percentage reported to officials. Having a "deep one" experience is a very serious matter. Or so I'm told. *Cough*

Have you felt the slimey, aquatic touch of an unwanted amorous advance? Have you been the unintentional bait on some neck-breather's harpoon? Has a denizen of the depths attempted to share his "Love Craft" with you? Then TELL SOMEONE and seek help immediately!

Remember, this isn't Mexico or France. Being raped by a fish is neither desirable, appropriate, or legal.

Don't let anyone give you caviar you don't want! Just say, "EW!"

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[–] sirmalker 13 years ago

My auntie was half human half star-fish. She used to babysit me when I was in my young teens. I won't say anymore. Hurts too much. :¨(

I'm better than you.

[–] jmbwithcats 13 years ago

You loved it, don't lie.

www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=6751188
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[–] peterquinn70 13 years ago

I once had a girlfriend who, after we performed the Beast With Two Backs, remarked,
"My, that was a deep one!"
Another satisfied customer.

[–] dregj 11 years ago

just caught your august derelth joke.classic.made me spill my vimto.

like most people i took his corruption of the work to be the standard, good gods Vs bad gods etc
oh well at least he made some coin off it (despite having never even met lovecraft)

[–] wjb7221975 11 years ago

another fish rape movie is Humanoids from the Deep :P

[–] akeel1701 8 years ago

how did Lovecraft have descendants. .... I'm pretty sure he didnae have any kids