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Are Stratfordians Cultists?


With their god being an illiterate Stratford man, who miraculously was the greatest writer of all time?

I'm through playing with religious zombies. If you want to review the overwhelming circumstantial evidence, I will give you directions, otherwise, I'll spend my time educating those who are not brainwashed, as opposed to those who cling to the grain merchant from Stratford-upon-avon.

https://hankwhittemore.wordpress.com/

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Leaving aside the inability to distinguish between "speculation" and "circumstantial evidence", here is a better link for a discussion of the direct and circumstantial evidence relevant to authorship:

http://shakespeareauthorship.com/howdowe.html

And a "marvelous"(Jonathan Bate) discussion of the whole authorship fantasy you cling to:

http://oxfraud.com/

So Whitmore is your source, eh? You are buying into his idea that Southampton was the son of Oxenford and Queen Elizabeth?

Datta, dayadhvam, damyata.

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You were called on every claim you made and were unable to bring even a shred of evidence for any of them, so you tried to cover your tracks by deleting your threads. It's called 'ringing the doorbell and running away'.


I'll spend my time educating those who are not brainwashed


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You showed in your first thread that you don't know what 'discuss' means. Now it transpires that you don't know what 'educate' means.

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With their god being an illiterate Stratford man, who miraculously was the greatest writer of all time?

I'm through playing with religious zombies. If you want to review the overwhelming circumstantial evidence, I will give you directions, otherwise, I'll spend my time educating those who are not brainwashed, as opposed to those who cling to the grain merchant from Stratford-upon-avon.

https://hankwhittemore.wordpress.com/


A man who can write is not illitterate (signing his name is a sign that he can write)
A man who has 1 I repeat 1 entrance in the books as having malt stored (less than the schoolmaster) is not a grain merchant.

Stratfordians usually do not worship William Shakespeare, they accept the obvious facts and do not speculate on mythical conspiracies that would make a dashing earl the hidden author.
Anti-Shakespeareans usually worship the man behind the pen as a well travelled, impressively educated, a lawyer, a soldier, and sometimes also the heir to the throne and father of his own brother..

Stratfordians are usually the ones that acknowledge that Shakespeare was borrowing heavily from other writers for his plots, that he was at times vulgar and sexist, but that his characters were alive and his poetry moving.

Anti-Shakespearean usually see Hamlet as autobiography, even if the earl was not a prince nor that his uncle killed his father.

Overwhelming circumstantial evidence?? For William Shakespeare of Stratford yes, of any other Elizbethan? not so much unless circular reason or 'I think the author has to have' is circumstantial..
Hamlet must be autobiographic, Earl of Oxford experienced .... therefor
The author must have travelled, Earl of Oxford travelled therefor..

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Anti-Shakespeareans usually worship the man behind the pen
Often at the expense of the works themselves. Hank Whitmore being a great example of this.

Datta, dayadhvam, damyata.

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Sigh. Why would Shax bring a malt merchant preclude him from writing the Shax corpus? It's just this idiotic Romantic era kind of thinking that dooms both sides of this always already settled "debate" to ignorant irrelevance.

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Better than someone miraculously writing plays for 10 years after they die

Ever tried. Ever failed. No Matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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There is no such thing as a Stratfordian.

There is a very small, closet fringe group who believe the Earl of Oxford wrote the plays, now recently retired from public life. There are a lot of other groups who back other candidates. They probably number less than 1,000 individuals in total. These individuals have invented the term 'Strafordian' in an attempt to create the idea that there is doubt and debate and that there is an opposite position engaged with their arguments.

There isn't.

There are a lot of grizzled internet vets who don't intend to let Oxfordians and others proselytise their nonsense in online debate but the gigantic world of Shakespearean scholarship trundles along completely ignoring authorship nutters like those who occasionally chance their arm in here.

They are the ants at Shakespeare's picnic and not many even notice them.

The recent demise of almost all Oxfordian 'arguments' has reduced the creed to its current unattractive cult status, dependent now on Acts of Faith rather than logic or argument.

Hence the OP's pathetic attempt to reduce logic, history and millions of hours of scholarship, over hundreds of years, to matching cult status.

There is nothing, literally nothing, left in the Oxfordian locker. They can't make 50 posts in here without the need to withdraw 45 of them to prevent ridicule.

They are SO over.

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Come on, you sound in denial. There are lots of people who doubt that the man from Stratford is the author. If there were only a few thousand, this film wouldn't have been made.

I don't get why people are so emotional about this. What does it matter to you whom the author(s) is/are? Why is it so threatening to consider that the man to whom we attribute the works is not, in fact, the author?


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If there were only a few thousand, this film wouldn't have been made.
It only takes a couple of people with money to make a film..
I don't get why people are so emotional about this. What does it matter to you whom the author(s) is/are?
So you wonder about the anti-Shakespeareans too?? Or just the people who accept historical facts...

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It has to do with two things. First the sheer amount of elitism and arrogance that pervades the anti-Stratfordian movement is astounding. The character assassination that is leveled against Will Shakespeare to elevate Oxford or whoever they support is astonishing. In this the double standard of examination of evidence. If your name is Will Shakespeare you are scum, if its not hey we give you the benefit of the doubt.The blindness in this approach to twisting historical fact because it does not fit their preconceived notion. This isn't how research or science is done. So when people do this just to satisfy their own assumptions is disturbing.

Secondly, its really disgusting that a man is denied his life's work just because he doesn't fit some elitist fantasy. These works weren't handed down from God, they were inspired, worked on, written, re-written, worked over in rehearsals and again revised for special performances by a writer who at times with with other writers and with a specific group of men over 20 years. That WORK, should be recognized and celebrated not just brushed aside because some people think its just couldn't happen. When you ascribe these works that were so obviously written by someone experienced in the theater to some ivory tower schmuck, it denigrates the actual blood, sweat and tears that went into the writing and preservation of these works.

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You obviously know nothing about the life of Oxford or the case for his authorship and seem to have swallowed whole the Shakespeare mythology. Before getting all huffy and spewing all the speculations as facts, I suggest you read a book on the Earl of Oxford and, if you have an open mind beneath all the bluster, I would be happy to recommend some.

"Here is where it is. Now is when it is. You are what it is. Celebrate" - Werner Erhard

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Open mind... sure, do you have an open mind towards the links between the man William Shakespeare of Stratford and the part-owner of The Globe, actor and author?

I have an open mind, but I do not know which version I should believe..
- Did Oxford use Shakespeare's name (coincidence) or the man to cover for him
- Who did Oxford hide his authorship from.. Everybody? Or just the court? Or everybody BUT the court..
- Who knew and why did they never speak up, not even in private diaries, or after those involved had died?
- If he had to hide his authorship why did he put so many clues in the plays that they are so easily found.. Yet his friends and foes did not notice?
- Why did he have to hide his authorship (after all he is known to be writing plays) dangerous for himself or just an embarrasment
- If it was dangerous for him, how come the frontman never got into trouble.
- Was Oxford Elizabeth's son, lover, both or neither?
- Was Oxford a brilliant translator at a young age (Ovid's metamorphoses) or did he grow into the Bard from his juvenalia?
- Did he die and leave manuscripts to be handed out at intervals or did he not die and write from an unknown foreign city?
- How did he manage to write so completely different that it seems there were 2 different authors (Oxford's poetry and Shakespeare's canon)

Why don't you tell us exactly why William Shakespeare is not the author.

And before you do that...
The education argument... anybody who uses a signature instead of a mark can write (and William's younger brother could write too)
The spelling argument ...Walter Raleigh spelled his name various different ways, as did Lyly, Henslowe and many others, and Oxenforde's spelling of words was different from the author...
Specialised knowledge...
Legal.. As many Oxfordians like to point out Shakespeare from Stratford spend a lot of time in courts sueing and being sued..
Geography... explain how with 2 plays set in Venice managed to miss the canals and bridges completely...or the Ghetto locked at night (Shylock could not have joined any Christian for dinner)
And if you are going to start about biographical details... please make a list of all the contemporaries of Shakespeare (whomever he was) who wrote biographical details in their plays.

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Earth, if Shakespeare COULD write (as you claim), why did he not teach his children to write?

We agree his father was illiterate, do we not? We agree his children were illiterate, do we not?

And if Shaxper could write, where are there letters, the manuscripts? How is it that not ONE WORD other than his name was ever written by Shakespeare has EVER been discovered?

Just answer me that one question: Where are the letters?

And if you you would, answer me a second question: Why does neither Shakespeare himself, nor anyone in his family ever mention he was a writer (his son in law)?

Why we have original manuscripts or letters from many of his contemporaries, but why none from him the most prolific of writers *and therefore all the more pages to find extant).

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'We agree that his father was illiterate do we not. We agree that his daughters were illiterate do we not?'

We agree on neither of those things.

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If Orloff really believes that we all agree that Shakespeare's father and both his daughters were unquestionably illiterate, then there is definitely something wrong with his brain. His memory is shot.

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He also seems to have forgotten about Hand D. But then most Oxenfraudians deal with that by pretending it does not exist.

Datta, dayadhvam, damyata.

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Exactly what part of Oxford's life do I know nothing about and should look into further when he murdered the undercook or when he abandoned his wife or when he impoverished himself and looked to mine tin? Do you deny that there is a double standard when comparing other playwrights to Shakespeare? Marlowe left a single signature that doesn't even spell out his name, didn't leave any books or manuscripts and the same is true for about 95% of the era playwrights. So why are these things used against Shakespeare and not the rest? Do you deny that Shakespeare is continually denigrated as illiterate, grain merchant? When there no evidence that he bought and sold grain or even had a shop and he wrote signatures. So what am I missing there?

Oxford was not an actor and lending your name to an business enterprise does not make you an expert in that business. Actually working in it does. Oxford patronized acrobats does that make him an acrobat?

I suggest you look at the real earl as opposed to made up fantasy that Oxfordians have created as the God of the age.

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You are being very judgmental. You've singled out some of the questionable things Oxford has done but ignored his positive accomplishments. Whether or not he was the great author (as I believe him to be), he was a brilliant and complex man and his life should be judged in perspective.

As far as WS is concerned, there are so few facts about his life on the public record that it is not surprising that questions are asked, especially when he is considered (appropriately) to be the greatest writer in the English language.

There are two books I would recommend to give you a broader outlook on the subject even if they don't change your mind:

Shakespeare's Unorthodox Biography by Diana Price (or I Come to Bury Shaksper by Steven Steinburg)

Shakespeare By Another Name by Mark Anderson

"Here is where it is. Now is when it is. You are what it is. Celebrate" - Werner Erhard

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You are being very judgmental. You've singled out some of the questionable things Oxford

And then you suggest a book that paints WS in the worst light:
Miss Price’s opinion of “Shakspere” is summarized by her index entries referring to his “Personal traits and characteristics”: “belligerent”, “bombastic”, “braggart and know-it-all”, “dishonest”, “garbles foreign phrases”, “intellectually deficient”, “a laughingstock”, “an opportunist”, “shrewd” (not employed here as a compliment), “socially pretentious”, “tight-fisted”, “uncultured”, “ungentle”, “would-be gentleman”.
We are informed, in the course of the narrative, that “Shakspere” lent money at usurious rates, hoarded grain in times of famine, stole plays from his own company, kept his wife in poverty, neglected his children, put peaceable citizens in dread of assault, evaded his tax obligations, used bribery to obtain the grant of a coat-of-arms, wrote his own self-glorifying epitaph for his monument and was responsible for the death of fellow playwright Robert Greene.

All of these characteristics were based on a single acccount or on selective reading.

Example 1... hoarded grain in times of famine..
In February 1598, during a period of poor harvests, local authorities took an inventory of wheat and malt stocks held by residents of Stratford-upon-Avon. William Shakespeare appears in this record as possessing 10 quarters (80 bushels) of malt, out of a total tally of 739 quarters. (Only 44 quarters of wheat were reported, none owned by Shakespeare.) A dozen other households, including the local schoolmaster’s, held more.1 On this basis, Miss Price states that Shakespeare was “cited for hoarding grain during a famine” [16; bracketed page references are to Shakespeare’s Unorthodox Biography], a charge that she repeats, with pejorative variations, half a dozen times [33, 52, 76, 100, 291, 296]. At no point does she present the facts behind this overheated accusation. There is, in fact, no sign that Shakespeare was ever “cited” for anything, acted at all differently from his neighbors or extracted monopoly profits from his control of 1.35 percent of Stratford’s malt supply. Perhaps he was able to drink beer while less provident folk got by on water, but that is the maximum extent of his villainy.

To be clear: Malt is not (cannot be) used for baking bread.


Example 2... put peaceable citizens in dread of assault:
In November 1596 two writs of attachment, similar to modern restraining orders, were issued to the sheriff of Surrey, the shire in which Southwark is located. First, Langley took out a writ against two parties named William Gardiner and William Wayte; William Wayte then took out a writ against William Shakespeare, Langley, and two women named Anne Lee and Dorothy Soer.

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Nearly as bad as murdering the undercook was allowing his defense to be that the undercook commited suicide by running upon Oxford's blade. The Earl of Oxford was not a nice man - not that being or not being a nice man has anything to do with artistic talent.

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And still no reply to the double standard of giving other playwrights the benefit of the doubt but if your name is William Shakespeare, you must be guilty...of something. Anti-strats disagree on many things (was Shakespeare an actor, did he sign his signatures or was it clerks) but one of things they universally do is this double standard approach.

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jon7057 wrote,

And still no reply to the double standard of giving other playwrights the benefit of the doubt but if your name is William Shakespeare, you must be guilty...of something. Anti-strats disagree on many things (was Shakespeare an actor, did he sign his signatures or was it clerks) but one of things they universally do is this double standard approach.


This is true of most Anti-Strats, but not ALL Anti-Strats. I cannot name any names, but I've heard of fringe Anti-Strats who believe that the vast majority of named Elizabethan playwrights were not, in fact, authors of their work, but were fronts for various Elizabethan noblemen who were embarrassed to have their own names attached to plays, so they all engaged commoners to act as their fronts. According to these lunatics, most Elizabethan plays were actually written by noblemen. And there are, of course, Oxfordians who credit the Earl of Oxford with writing the works of most of the major writers of his era. For example, we've all seen the examples of Oxfordians who believe that the young Earl is actually the true translator of Golding's version of Ovid's Metamorphosis.

One double standard that virtually ALL Anti-Strats really are guilty of, without question, is demanding standards of absolute proof for William Shakespeare of Stratford that they NEVER, EVER demand for the Earl of Oxford.

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Most writers of the period left behind written records for posterity that indicated that they were men of letters. These included: Ben Johnson, Gabriel Harvey, Thomas Nashe, Robert Greene, George Chapman, Michael Drayton, Anthony Mundy and many others.

The man from Stratford left only six signatures (all spelled differently) all fixed to legal documents from the last four years of his life after he had stopped writing professionally. These shaky signatures do not support the conclusion that he was a professional writer. All the literary allusions are either impersonal, confined to literary criticism, or ambiguous.

"Here is where it is. Now is when it is. You are what it is. Celebrate" - Werner Erhard

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And from Christopher Marlow we have ONE shaky signature not even spelled anywhere close to 'Marlowe'


No gumbo for you

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That signature of Marlowe was not even related to literature...

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re: Marlowe.

Do we know Marlowe had an education? Yes, Marlowe attended The King's School in Canterbury (where a house is now named after him) and Corpus Christi College, Cambridge, where he studied on a scholarship and received his Bachelor of Arts degree in 1584.

Do we know Shaxper had an education? NO

We also KNOW Nashe, Jonson, Massinger, Harvey, Spenser, Daniel, Peele, middleton etc all had educations.

Was there a notification when the great Marlowe died? YES.

Was there when the greater Shax died? NO. (there were eulogies to Heywood, Greene, Watson, Beaumont, Jpnson, Spenser, when they died however)

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And yet we don't know that the great Ben Jonson had an education
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Or indeed Thomas Dekker?

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We don't know Ben Jonson went to school... In his case it is even more a problem, since the school he supposedly went to DID keep records of students and his name is not on those..

Was there a notification when the great Marlowe died? YES.
But not for his poetry, at least not until years after his death.
Greene, Watson, Beaumont, Jpnson, Spenser

Greene, not for his playwriting
Beauont, aside from Ogburn's fantasies, he was eulogised in the same poem that mentions the death of Shakespeare.
Spenser, was a poet and received some eulogies for that.
Jonson... the first playwright to be eulogised in earnest.. 21 years after Shakespeare died, and he was poet laureate...

Fletcher had to wait 14 years..
Middleton had to wait 13 years..
Webster... is still waiting..

Don't know anything about Watson except what Wiki says.

Shakespeare, I will be quoting someone else:


William Basse wrote a poem entitled "On Mr. Wm. Shakespeare, he died in April 1616" (thus he was very clearly referring to the Stratford Shakespeare). Basse was suggesting that Shakespeare should have been buried in Westminster Abbey next to Chaucer, Beaumont, and Spenser (Chambers, II, 226):

Renowned Spenser, lie a thought more nigh
To learned Chaucer, and rare Beaumont lie
A little nearer Spenser to make room
For Shakespeare in your threefold, fourfold tomb.
To lodge all four in one bed make a shift
Until Doomsday, for hardly will a fifth
Betwixt this day and that by fate be slain
For whom your curtains may be drawn again.
If your precedency in death doth bar
A fourth place in your sacred sepulcher,
Under this carved marble of thine own
Sleep rare tragedian Shakespeare, sleep alone,
Thy unmolested peace, unshared cave,
Possess as lord not tenant of thy grave,
That unto us and others it may be
Honor hereafter to be laid by thee.

We don't know exactly when this poem was written, but: a) it was certainly written after Beaumont's death in February 1616, and b) it was certainly in existence by the time of the First Folio in 1623, since Ben Jonson's eulogy alludes directly to Basse's, and responds to it. Basse's poem circulated widely in manuscript, as evidenced by the fact that over two dozen seventeenth-century manuscript copies have survived (these are listed in Wells and Taylor, 163). It was also printed five times in the seventeenth century, the first time in the 1633 edition of Donne's Poems.

John Taylor, the Water Poet, has a poem in The Praise of Hemp-seed (1620) in which he includes Shakespeare among famous dead English poets who live on through their works:

In paper, many a poet now survives
Or else their lines had perish'd with their lives.
Old Chaucer, Gower, and Sir Thomas More,
Sir Philip Sidney, who the laurel wore,
Spenser, and Shakespeare did in art excell,
Sir Edward Dyer, Greene, Nash, Daniel.
Sylvester, Beaumont, Sir John Harrington,
Forgetfulness their works would over run
But that in paper they immortally
Do live in spite of death, and cannot die.

The monument to Shakespeare in Holy Trinity Church in Stratford was in place at least by the time of the First Folio in 1623, since Leonard Digges refers to it in his poem in that volume (see below). On the front of the monument is a two-line Latin inscription:

Ivdicio Pylivm, genio Socratem, arte Maronem,
Terra tegit, popvlvs maeret, Olympvs habet

(In judgement a Nestor, in wit a Socrates, in art a Virgil;
the earth buries [him], the people mourn [him], Olympus possesses [him])

This is followed by the well-known poem in English:

Stay passenger, why goest thou by so fast?
Read if thou canst, whom envious death hath placed,
With in this monument Shakspeare: with whom
Quick nature died: whose name doth deck the tomb,
Far more than cost: sith all, that he hath writ,
Leaves living art, but page, to serve his wit.
Obiit anno do. 1616
Aetatis 53 die 23 Apr.

Oxfordians are forced to dismiss this monument as a hoax engineered by conspirators. However, there are numerous 17th-century references to the monument, all of which say it is in memory of William Shakespeare, the famous poet born in Stratford.

Of course, there is Jonson's famous poem in the First Folio (1623), "To the memory of my beloved, Mr. William Shakespeare, and what he hath left us." Jonson is also thought to be the most likely author of the poem "To the reader" opposite the engraving on the title page, signed "B.I." (Ben Ionson).

The First Folio prefatory material also contains poems by Hugh Holland ("Upon the lines and life of the famous scenicke poet, Master William Shakespeare"), Leonard Digges ("To the memorie of the deceased author Maister W. Shakespeare"), and I. M., most likely Digges's friend James Mabbe ("To the memorie of M. W. Shake-speare"). Digges was the stepson of Shakespeare's Stratford friend Thomas Russell, and kept close ties with Stratford to the end of his life. The only surviving letter in his hand (written in 1632, three years before his death) tells of the "mad relations of Stratford" and contains a jesting description of William Combe, brother of the Thomas Combe to whom Shakespeare bequeathed his sword in his will. (Hotson 1937, 251.)

In a copy of the First Folio now at the Folger Shakespeare Library, the following poem is written in a hybrid secretary-italic hand from the 1620s:

Here Shakespeare lies whom none but Death could Shake,
And here shall lie till judgement all awake,
When the last trumpet doth unclose his eyes,
The wittiest poet in the world shall rise.

The same hand has on the same page transcribed the verses from Shakespeare's monument ("Stay passenger why go'st thou by so fast") and his grave ("Good friend for Jesus' sake forbear"), so he is obviously referring to William Shakespeare of Stratford. (Evans 1988)

Appended to Michael Drayton's Battaile of Agincourt (1627) is an elegy called "To my most dearely-loved friend Henery Reynolds Esquire, of Poets & Poesie," in which Drayton gives his opinion of various English poets, both deceased and living. Of Shakespeare he says:

Shakespeare thou hadst as smooth a comic vein,
Fitting the sock, and in thy natural brain,
As strong conception, and as clear a rage,
As any one that traffick'd with the stage.

The Second Folio of Shakespeare's works (1632), in addition to the eulogies from the First Folio, contains three additional ones. The first of these, "An Epitaph on the admirable Dramaticke Poet, W. Shakespeare," was unsigned in the Folio, but later appeared in John Milton's 1645 Poems with the date 1630. The second eulogy, also unsigned, is entitled "Upon the Effigies of my worthy Friend, the Author Maister William Shakespeare, and his Workes." The third, signed only with the initials "I.M.S.," is a well-written 77-line poem called "On Worthy Master Shakespeare and his Poems."

Thomas Heywood, in his Hierarchie of the Blessed Angels (1635), goes through a long list of his fellow playwrights and affectionately notes the nicknames they had been known by. Of Shakespeare, he writes:

Mellifluous Shake-speare, whose enchanting quill
Commanded mirth or passion, was but Will.

Sir William D'Avenant's Madagascar, with other poems (1638), contains an ode entitled "In Remembrance of Master William Shakespeare."

Thomas Bancroft's Two Books of Epigrammes, and Epitaphs (1639) contains two short poems entitled "To Shakespeare" and "To the same."

The anonymous Wits Recreations (1640) has an epigram entitled "To Mr. William Shake-spear."

The 1640 edition of Shakespeare's Poems contains Basse's poem noted above, plus three new eulogies: Leonard Digges's "Upon Master William Shakespeare, the Deceased Author, and his Poems" (obviously written years before, since Digges himself had died in 1635); John Warren's "Of Mr. William Shakespeare"; and the anonymous "An Elegie on the death of that famous Writer and Actor, M. William Shakespeare" (which must have been written before 1637, since it speaks of Ben Jonson in the present tense). Note that three of the four eulogies in this volume must have been circulating in manuscript for a number of years before 1640.

To sum up: four years after Shakespeare's death, he was included in a printed tribute to England's greatest deceased poets; sometime in the first seven years after his death, a monument was erected to him in Stratford, and another poem, widely circulated in manuscript, suggested that he should have been buried in Westminster Abbey; seven years after his death, a massive edition of his plays was published along with four eulogies, the longest and most affectionate of them written by England's poet laureate; around the same time (and possibly earlier) another manuscript eulogy was circulating; and over the next twenty years a dozen new eulogies appeared in print, including three in the second edition of his plays and three in an edition of his poems.

To anyone familar with seventeenth-century poetry, this is a very impressive group of tributes, virtually unmatched for any other contemporary poet or playwright. But, someone might object, these eulogies were spread out over decades; why wasn't there an immediate torrent of praise for the man we now recognize as the greatest writer in the English language? Such a question, while understandable from our twentieth-century perspective, reveals an ignorance of seventeenth-century practice. In Shakespeare's day only "important" people (e.g. noblemen, or at least knights) were eulogized immediately in print, and as hard as it may be for us to believe, playwrights were simply not considered important enough for such an honor. Many of them were clearly admired by their fellow playwrights and poets, but our evidence for this generally comes from many years after their deaths, and is in virtually every case much less than what we have for Shakespeare.


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Why do I get the feeling Tinkero will not be returning?

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Bugger... did I scare away another one trying to discuss authorship using facts...

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If it is really tinkero, he's John Orloff. I am surprised he has come back after all these years with that name, but I see he has maintained his grasp of facts.

Datta, dayadhvam, damyata.

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Orloff or not, tinkero has left the building

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Orloff forgets the plot of his own damned movie. In his idiotic script, Shakespeare, the man from Stratford, is widely celebrated at the Globe for his script writing.

But Orloff asks, "

Was there when the greater Shax died? NO.


What is the point of lack of surviving eulogies, if Orloff admits Shakespeare from Stratford was believed to be the playwright? Or is Orloff admitting that the theory behind his screenplay was just a bunch of nonsense?

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Shax was paid for his work, he doesn't require posthumous compensation. This idea of the Great Genius is an anachronism. Read some Roland Barthes.

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That, and its premise being pure, speculative snobbery. Someone else here says RE paid for the entire film ($30M worth) out of pocket. That should confirm every suspicion of movie directors being utter morons. This is what he was working towards whilst filming openly stupid action films...

"As soon as I get enough saved up, I'm going to film my real passion: a speculatively snobbish movie about how a pampered *beep* actually wrote Shakespeare. If not for a moment even slightly convincing to any half intelligent person on the face of the earth, maybe it will assuage my class inferiority complex for a little while."

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Please don't assume any intelligent thought went into financing this film. It lost millions and millions of dollars. No one saw it.

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It wasn't made with Hollywood money. Emmerich shelled out the whole $30m it cost yo make from his own pocket and got nothing back.

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All sorts of claims have been made, mostly by the producers and the writer, John Orloff, who used to be on this board but it seems to have cost $30m and only Emmerich had that kind of cash. He did a distribution deal with Sony, so we don't really know what he recovered but clearly it won't have been $30m.

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Box Office Mojo is the standard site for box office returns. But I wouldn't "trust" it--it might be a "Stratfordian" ruse. Is there any evidence that Shakespeare didn't hack that website? Or that Oxford doesn't own Facebook?

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That's sort of believable, actually (that Emmerich funded Anonymous out of his own pocket). It's hard to imagine why anyone who doesn't want to burn her money would invest in such a dull idea. Especially in the context of the current Stonewall hilarity, you have to think that Emmerich is an idiot. THIS is his passion project, for which he's willing to shell out so much of his own money? Hahaha, what a complete jackass.

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Yes they are, particularly the ones on this board.

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You mean the Oxfordians are cultists..

Cult: a religion or sect considered to be false, unorthodox, or extremist, with members often living outside of conventional society under the direction of a charismatic leader.

If you support the majority view you are not a cultist...

I'm not crazy, I'm just not your kind of sane
He who laughs last, didn't understand the joke

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^ Yes to all of this.

When I was a kid, being raised by agnostics, I never went to church or Sunday school - except once when my brother and I stayed over at my very churchy aunt and uncle's, and we went to Sunday school once with their kids. I still remember the "lesson" pretty clearly though it was 40 years ago - the "teacher" was "teaching" about cults, and over an hour we learned that everything that wasn't conservative Methodism was a "cult". Islam, Judaism, Catholicism, Lutheranism, etc. etc. If it wasn't what was being taught in that church, it was a cult. Probably the first time I ever head that word, and probably I had no idea that it was an incorrect usage, and remains an incorrect usage today. Except, apparently, to the Oxenfraudists.


You move like a pregnant yak.

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Wow. You guys are STILL at it?

I would have thought you all moved on... YEARS ago.

But look at you guys... still at it calling people "utter morons", "stupid", wanting to kill and put the heads of people who disagree with you "on a pike". Oh you Stratfordians! Charming as always!

But you are not cultists. Madame Earth is correct.

I prefer the term "Bardolatry".

The Stratfordian idolizes the man he/she doesn't know precisely because they don't know him. They can project themselves or their dreams into this blank slate, then idolize him.

So not cultists, but Bardoltrists.

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The Stratfordian idolizes the man he/she doesn't know precisely because they don't know him. They can project themselves or their dreams into this blank slate, then idolize him.
Sorry tinkero.. I like the plays and all, I like his humour, his characters.

But to idolise the man.. no. I just idolise facts, historical and stylistical, that eliminate any of the alternative authors.

Idolisation (to extremes)
Baconians, their guy wrote elaborate cyphers in his plays.
Oxfordians, their guy was a tormented don of a queen and father to the hidden heir who wrote each and every play furing and after his ifetime (plus the King James bible)
Marlovians, their guy faked his death and wrote WS plays in exile with his lover on a island near Italy.

I'm not crazy, I'm just not your kind of sane
He who laughs last, didn't understand the joke

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Before all other descriptors for Oxfordians, "speculative snobs" seems to fit best. Stratfordians are just a little less embarrassing that Oxfordians. None of this crap matters--everything about it reveals a blank space onto which each person projects his or her anxieties. Oxfordians can't bear the thought of a successful playwright who didn't attend Cambridge or Oxford, or adhere to their retroactive requirements for biographical evidence. Stratfordians cling to an obsolete idea of a Great Genius, producing preternatural works of literary gold out of thin air. Both points of view are dumb, and neither are worthy subjects for films. The film market spoke loud and clear on this subject, didn't it?

But here's what makes Oxfordianism worse than Stratfordianism. Any serious scholar knows that Stratfordians are harmless and foolish. Oxfordians, however, take Stratfordians seriously enough to base their entire point of view in opposition to Stratfordianism. In other words, Oxfordians are passionately opposed to a point of view that no one in the know takes seriously. It's like taking to the streets to protest phrenology--no one believes in it any more. So. Dumb.

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Stratfordians cling to an obsolete idea of a Great Genius, producing preternatural works of literary gold out of thin air.


You know, I used to think you were a sensible person until you wrote this.

Stratfordians think no such thing. Individual stratfordians may...but by and large most Stratfordians (for which read actual proper Shakespeare experts) are by and large well aware of the cultural background in which he operated, the sources he used and the way he collaborated with other authors. I've certainly never read any Shakespeare expert say otherwise.

1 mark deducted for not being Curse of Fenric. Insert 'The' into previous if you are Ant-Mac

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Are you calling the literary and theatrical culture of late Elizabethan England 'thin air'? You might as well say that Dickens produced his novels 'out of thin air'.

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Any serious scholar knows that Stratfordians are harmless and foolish.


Anyone might say anything after that.

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