3 board legends on at once!
I'm delighted!
shareyes, horatio meet Dbentley ^
a very... crap I'm too tired to write a proper board introduction.
wheres Reggies review?
Ummm, I meant Horatio, DreadPirate, and Stygian....
shareHe's exhausted... Infant in the house! Give him a break.
shareThat's nice of you!
To be fair, you're a bigger legend than I - and if we're including everyone (Klam, Rob, etc) there's legit like 5-6 on right now.
Maybe I should just accept the compliment and stop typing...
You are indeed wonderful, but way too new to be a legend.
shareI agree.
Still, you're off my Friends list and this post has been reported.
And Horatio is indeed an OG, but not at all interesting enough to be a legend. He harasses children apparently.
shareIt's this link
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1520211/board/nest/265915096?d=265915428#265915428
Look to the cookie!
jk
shareI have given the matter some thought, and have decided he is indeed a legend. Hie meteoric rise to fame is quite unprecedented.
shareNo. You can't go giving users who have been on for less than a year "legend" status. A new quarterback may indeed be fantastic, but he isn't a "legend" until he's proven he's fantastic over a long period of time.
shareTrolling lifetimes are necessarily shorter that those in other fields. Legendary status is not always the result of slow accretion. Twenty really vicious and well-written long posts will do the trick.
shareYou see, if you're going to give someone legend status after 20 posts, it dulls the meaning of the word. You're such a liberal. Handing out participation trophies to make people feel good
shareI'm not trying to make him feel good. I feel an anticipatory delight in the sinewy nastiness of his posts when he's around....a bit as I imagine some people feel--or used to feel--about me.
shareHi Bentley!
Yeah, we've met. We had some overlap. I don't think we ever fought or allied or anything like that though. Good to see ya nonetheless. It's fun seeing the old regs.
Look to the cookie!
yes, yes, literally who?
Sorry, Daz. Six really. The three mentioned, plus you, Rob and Klam.
shareits ok, we're all legends now
Yes, yes, everyone and her mother is a legend.
shareDon't be bitter. You're so legendary people are afraid to list you as a legend. It's like when Voldemort was in school during roll call. Nobody dared speak his name so he was marked absent and became a dropout.
shareI'm a legend in my own thighs.
shareShouldn't that be bellend?
shareI don't get it. Are you talking about Bellend de Meaux cheese from the northern region of France? C'est magnifique!
shareThe end part of a penis designed so that your hand doesn't slide off when your having a wank. The glans penis (or simply glans, /ɡlænz/)[1] is the sensitive bulbous structure at the distal end of the human penis. The glans is anatomically homologous to the clitoral glans of the human female.Typically, the glans is completely or partially covered by the foreskin, except in men who have been circumcised. The foreskin can generally be retracted over and past the glans, and may automatically retract during an erection. The glans is more commonly known as the "head" or the "tip" of the penis. The medical name comes from the Latin words glans ('acorn') and penis ('of the penis') – the Latin genitive of this word has the same form as the nominative.
shareI know, but I didn't get why you were using it in reference to my thighs. Are you saying you wish you had your bellend near my thighs?
shareDon't leave your girlfriend alone with me - I'll make her "piss" herself.
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