Best thread - hungry's mass IP address dump thread
Worst thread - any of those ones where the OP stated they were cj's mother
Best and worst repeat threads (the above categories are for unique threads; this is for repeated threads such as, "Who cuts the grass on this show?") - best: "Where do they go to the bathroom?" worst: "Who got Lucilled?"
Best catchphrase/repeated phrase ("Sick ponytail," "BOOM...lawyered," etc.) - "kill yourself"
Best username - AuntyBainbridge_TrouserTrout or one of Crystal's hilariously timed pervy ones. There was one in particular that made me crack up laughing but I can't remember it.
Best avatar - Bee's Snow White Buscemi one
Best sig - Look to the cookie!
Most creative poster - so many creative people! AM, Stygian, Bentley, Tony, Crystal, Orson with his many socks, TSP with her emoji art
Nicest poster - tie between Nica, Crystal, Raven, Bee
Meanest poster - VHS. I mean that as a compliment, I swear! ξ
Funniest poster - for pure LOL value, Aunty, he's just hilarious. There's a ton of funny people here though (Putin, Bentley, Bee, Tony, Stygian)
Coolest poster - Corwin
Most intelligent poster - tie between AM & Stygian
Wittiest poster - this is hard. There's a lot of witty people here. Crystal, Stygian, Tony, Bee, and TSP are all very witty, but I gotta go with AM (in all his incarnations)
Perviest poster (in a good way) - Crystal
Perviest poster (in a not-so-good way) - Picard
Most memorable board rivalry - Ballz v. Gigi
Most memorable board scandal - Helen and mundt
Best board couple - Bentley and Bentley
Couple who didn't get together, but should - Bentley and Crystal
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Best drug addict - Putin
Best drunk - Raven
Worst drunk - bongo
Most likable poster - Rob
Most arrogant poster - Shredder & Pete
Most humble poster - Corwin
Loveliest poster - Bee
Coolest mom - Cornell
Best shtposter - Aunty
Posters who are most alike and would probably would be horrified to be told they're alike - Shredder & Pete
Poster with best long posts - Putin with Stygian & Tony as a close second
Worst thread: Any Christopher Walken thread Dean would post.
Best and worst repeat threads: Run them over by car.
Best catchphrase/repeated phrase: Cancel it.
"Al Sharpton is a first class niggger." This one was more of a one time comment by Ballzy, but it left such a lasting affect because after this racial slurs on here became socially acceptable.
Best sock: Super Shredder.
Worst sock: Super Shredder as well.
Best username: I think we can all agree Helenbackagain is the best.
Best avatar: Don't know.
Best sig: "It's not pronounced E-GRE-geous."
Most creative poster: Horatio
Nicest poster: Sly probably, even though she's turning into a raging liberal.
Meanest poster: Dean, he was really mean to me.
Funniest poster: Horatio or me, because I'm the only person who made me laugh more than Horatio.
Coolest poster: Mcorpsqman, hanging out at bars talking to girls.
Most intelligent poster: Me and Bally.
Wittiest poster: Dread
Perviest poster: Pete
Dumbest poster: Brandon
Most memorable board rivalry: Dean and I had a rivalry that went on for years, I'd add Spec in here as well but he'd disappear for a whIle then come back, Dean and I used to annoy the board with our arguing.
Most memorable board scandal: The Woods of Waste clown
Best board couple: Me
Most influential: Rob, there have been plenty of clowns on here over the years who would look to Rob to say something first before developing their "own" opinions.
Lol, sorry, had to take a jab at Bentley there at the end.
"Nobody is trying to take your guns." -Barack 'The Snake' Obama
Most influential: Rob, there have been plenty of clowns on here over the years who would look to Rob to say something first before developing their "own" opinions.
LOL
how did i miss this.
yeah I'm good like that.
whats weird is how it got to that considering I'm the most spineless flip flopper on the board. ξΎ
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Best thread: i don't remember in particular, but every thread exceeding 150 posts and 3 pages. Except of one vvv
Worst thread: zombiefan's silly games
Best and worst repeat threads: Aunty's
Best catchphrase/repeated phrase: bongo's flamethrower, princess etc.. he's the master of catchphrases and repetition. ξ
Best sock: TheAngryHousewife
Worst sock: Vealertin
Best username: CrystalRaindrops
Best avatar: the laughing squad of socks, lead by Stygian
Best sig: don't remember
Most creative poster: Stygian. i bashed it initially, but i come to like his prose and style. Klam. and yes, gotta hand it to Fish. he doesn't hold back and seems like a guy you could talk about anything which speaks of a creative mind, imo.
Nicest poster: Cornell, Crystal, lilgripes, Nica
Meanest poster: Vehes
Funniest poster: Bee, Rob
Coolest poster: Bee, Rob
Most intelligent poster: Bee, Corwin, Bentley, Klam. i can't leave out anyone here. and Sophie the Smartest, ofc.
Wittiest poster: Bee
Perviest poster (in a good way): Bentley
Perviest poster (in a not-so-good way): Shredder
Batsh-t craziest poster: Gigi, Picard
Most memorable board rivalry: Bongo-Vehes
Most memorable board scandal: everything related with Mange
Best board couple: Crystal and Bentley. i'm really shipping you guys, don't let me down.
Couple who didn't get together, but should (there's still time!): Crystal and Bentley. ξΌ
girls, guys, even tho i was never truly accepted on this board, according to Bentley i'm only a hybrid and GoT female poster trying to get her fair share of him, I don't care, i still enjoyed reading the vast majority of you since you've been probably the craziest, most hilarious group of people i've ever come across the internet and i mean it in a good way.. you and your silly dramas got me hooked after all, so thanks for that. i'll be in touch with some of you on FB etc, but for the rest, i wish you all the best! cheers!
hey, i wanna keep that title! it's the only one i got, well, apart from being perviest poster on the GoT board - which is actually one and the same, so..
Very sweet of you, Sophie. For what it's worth, we are extending full membership of this board to you. Of course, we'll have to kick out someone to make space. I have my eye on Shredder, who has violated several by-laws (distributing homemade porn on a foreign board and so forth).
Best thread : this one Worst thread : all the poe threads Best and worst repeat threads : why do they not go to an island ?
Best sock : i do not know what is a sock so i found this : A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.
then i say chrystal
worst sock : i guess summermise
Best username : aunti blabla
Nicest poster : summermise
.... too long, you should have gave pre-nominated people