TWD Board Awards!!!


Please submit your choices for the categories below (skipping categories is allowed). You may also add categories, if desired:

Best thread

Worst thread

Best and worst repeat threads (the above categories are for unique threads; this is for repeated threads such as, "Who cuts the grass on this show?")

Best catchphrase/repeated phrase ("Sick ponytail," "BOOM...lawyered," etc.)

Best sock

Worst sock

Best username

Best avatar

Best sig

Most creative poster

Nicest poster

Meanest poster

Funniest poster

Coolest poster (I know I should probably just accept my award in advance, but as the creator of this thread, I must remain unbiased)

Most intelligent poster

Wittiest poster

Perviest poster (in a good way)

Perviest poster (in a not-so-good way)

Most memorable board rivalry

Most memorable board scandal

Best board couple

Couple who didn't get together, but should (there's still time!)

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Me for all of those.

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Perviest poster (in a not-so-good way)


Hmm, I wonder............


"I haven't been this excited since I punctured Caroline's aorta."

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Wittiest poster: Three-way tie between Crystal, Corwin and Stygian

Nicest: four-way tie between Crystal, Bee, Penny and Cornell

Perviest (not so good): Well, we all know who this is

Coolest poster: Aunty

Meanest: VHS (no contest)

Funniest poster: Bongo (not always intentionally)

Poster with most damaging revelations: Twiz


Most dogpiled poster: Shredder



The rest: zzzzz

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The rest: zzzzz
Oh yeah? Well, you can eat my azzzzz

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Don't be so touchy. You made it into two categories, you slut!

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Thanks, whore.

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Who're you calling whore?

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The most coveted prize is, "perviest poster in a good way." Hint...

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Mange when he was three.

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Poster worst at picking up hints: BentleyResurgam

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Worst poster when it comes to dropping hints: Crystal-Raindrops.

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No, I practically hit you over the head with a frying pan.

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Shreddiest Poster Yerdouche

Best thread : Physics of Alexandria Walls

Worst thread : Why don't they run them over with cars

Best and worst repeat threads : What did Jenner whisper to Rick

Best catchphrase/repeated phrase : Boom....Lawyered

Physics is Physics
It's been proven with testing
I'm not stupid. I'm smart, it's been proven with testing

Best sock

Worst sock : DPY sock where he tried to come off as a "friend" of DPY and defend him.

Best username : Yours, where you changed it to something with "brain" or something in it.

Best avatar : A paper being shredded

Best sig

Most creative poster : Tough one, lots of contenders for this one

Nicest poster : Crystal

Meanest poster : Pete

Funniest poster : Tie between me and Yermom

Coolest poster : Probably Styg

Most intelligent poster : Tough one, since we don't know each others IQ

Wittiest poster : JRiddle (only because he fooled a lot of people based on his articulation of words rather than it's construction of argument.)

Perviest poster : Me

Perviest poster : Ash/Mange

Most memorable board rivalry : Daz and Spectre/Dean and Yermom

Most memorable board scandal : When one poster had multiple people using his account

Best board couple : Helen/Mundty

Couple who didn't get together, but should (there's still time!) : Me and Crystal

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Best username : Yours, where you changed it to something with "brain" or something in it.
Thanks! The name was CrystalsBrainStopped.

Couple who didn't get together, but should (there's still time!) : Me and Crystal
 "Maybe we should take this to PMs."

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Yeah, that's the one. I'm sure there were better names, but that's the only one that came to mind.

Why wait for PM's when we can go straight to video chat?

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My webcam is down 

I can't remember all my usernames either. The year before last, I had some festive holiday names like, "SlideDownMyChimney" and "StuffMyTurkey."

When I started that, "You're all a bunch of perverts" thread, I had the name, "HandDownMyPants" at first and then changed it to "ImAPornStar" and then, "Four-HourErection."

Oh yeah, I also had the name, "HarrieBagina" at one point.

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I think you're more of a perv than me, in a good way. And I took your right to ever use the "ImAPornStar" username.

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And I took your right to ever use the "ImAPornStar" username.
Wrong.

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(Remind me later to change the username on that account back to normal)

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Best thread: why don't they just run them over by cars?

Best catchphrase: it's physics, I bet they listen to Nickelback, kill yourself

Best username: for realthistime, helenbackagain, rebelleboss (yes, I'm voting for myself. Suck it)

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Helenbackagain was a great screen name.

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HelensCrackAgain was better.

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Oh, is this "funniest, meanest, etc" ever? Or in recent times?

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Yeah, I meant "ever," for as long as you've been reading the board.

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Oh, then I'll have to do mine over.

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Oh, then I'll have to do mine over.
Well? Workin' hard or hardly workin'?

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Best avatar: all of spec's; John goodman, white, grey, black

Best sig: for real this time

Perviest poster in a bad way: mange

Board rivalry: Helen vs the board

Board scandal: Courtney getting the board monitored by the police

Best board couple: Helen and mundty

Couple that should get together: me and frtt

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Best Sock: Mr. Horse
Best Avatar: Aunty
Most Memorable Scandal: Who Sent the Dick Pic?
Most Intelligent: Bents/Corwin
Wittiest: Bents/Crystal
Nicest: Nica/Newman
Most Creative: Crystal
Best Manners: Corwin
Funniest: Aunty
Most Unique Personality: Bongo/Winnie
Most Successful at Being Both On-Topic and Off-Topic Poster: Robin Koeman

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Very good list (and not only because I'm on it). I forgot Mr. Horse! And Robin is the perfect choice for on and off topic.

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Oh yeah, I forgot that I was also involved in a dick pic frame up scandal by DogPukeYellow.

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All your scandals seem to have a similar theme.

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That's a logical phallusy.

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What theme is that?

I've been involved with three major scandals.

1. Using friends to post through my account and pretend to be me.
2. Getting framed for sending dick pics.
3. Leaked amateur porn video that may or may not have had me in it.

EDIT: I take that back, there were a couple more.

4. Revealing relationships with certain posters that were supposed to remain secret.
5. Proving that I live in Boston.

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Who proved you live in Boston? Could you remind everyone?

Look to the cookie!

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I proved it by posting a face pic of me standing in front of the Capital building.

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That's true. Man, so many good times.

Look to the cookie!

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But to be honest, the IP address thing was awesome. Like, it was an unpredicted accident that went in my favor and started the whole Boston controversy. Props for that.

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Aww!! 

I'd remove my name from nicest and add your own, Penny.

I've been away long enough that I've forgotten several names. I even forgot Tector Gorch's username until you mentioned him recently, and I liked his posts too!

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