Breakdown of show.

1 intro of Cupcake Wars
Quick info on what show is about all dramatic and clearly shows the cupcakes of the winning team at the big event. It's like Maury, you already know who the baby daddy is by the audience reaction on the break preview.

2 Contestants
Shows people who usually have "online" bakery's at a professional looking shop/location gushing about food trucks or already established bakeries with scary wide eyed girls. All happen to be violating health dress codes.

3 Time To Go
Everyone packs a few things in two plastic tubs and spreads off in thier brightly colored cars. Like they don't need luggage or anything normal for a trip. (We all know it's for tv and they probly fly out next day or some *beep*) But either way woohoo!

4 Catagory
Everyone is gathered for the big project reveal. All happen to know what would perfectly go with the cupcakes according to the challange by round two. Don't forget to violate every health code by letting your nasty hair down to get into batter when you lean down. And wipe your nose with that ungloved hand and go back to work because it will add flavore. Eww your sweating?! It's okay let me just wipe it and start decorating again. Who wants chemical filled cigarettes on top of this cupcake for the party where kids will be too?! I bet a salmon filled bacon avacodo cupcake is delish!

5 Preperation
Remember to always remark on how amazing it is you found the perfect mold or some *beep* in the "pantry" for the project you have no idea about. I always thought they had to bring thier own stuff...guess not. But hey I found the perfect thing in the pantry! Isn't it great we found this! Ect ect ect ect . Awsome.

6 OMG
The batter isn't riseing! (At least every round one team has this issue). We don't have time. Eww gross. What are we gana do? Do it again. And again. And again. Done perfect! So glad we had a half hour to make this perfect cupcake. Says the girl who never went to culinary school. And remember to remark on how awsome your skills are.

7 Judging
Blah blah same same.

8 Boohoo
I can't believe we got voted out! My cupcakes never end up this bad! Only today since ever!

9 Round Three
Here are your master carpenters who make a crazy elaborate/dry display in two hours just by your *beep* stick figure drawing! I can't believe that only took two hours! Maybe you shouldn't.....
Here are four assistants who happen to know how to make every decoration and batter by one second of instruction because you are too busy with something.
OMG the time. Time. Time. Time.
This batter that took us an hour to perfect is done. Too bad in real life it would only make a dozen but it's Hollywood right?
Holy *beep* where did the other 900 cupcakes pop out from in the end?
Remember the last ten minutes is the right time to put them on the display insted of gradually as the trays are done.
It's okay if a bunch of hands have frosting all over them in the end the cupcakes are still perfect and it's totally hygienic.

10 Done
Now lets get that display and cupcakes to the venue?!