I'd let Carano break my arm and choke me out from the triangle position

you obviously don't know what a Triangle Choke is. your own arm is partly being used to choke you at the bicep and your forearm is usually right in front of your face, so your face is not that close to the choker's crotch.

even if she didn't wash her cooch for 7 days or were an average French woman, you still wouldn't have enough time to enjoy anything as it's very unpleasant for your entire head to feel like a pimple that's about to be popped as your loosing blood flow to your brain and passing out.