King George VI walks into an adult bookstore.

He goes up to the counter and says, "Ex-ex-ex-ex-excuse m-m-m-me, y-y-young m-m-m-an, b-b-b-but d-d-d-do y-y-you s-s-s-ell d-d-d-dildos?"

"Why yes we do, Your Royal Highness!"

He holds his hands about 18" apart and says, "D-d-d-d-do y-y-you ha-ha-ha-have a-a-ny b-b-b-big o-o-ones ab-b-bout th-th-this l-l-l-long?"

"Why yes we do, Your Royal Highness!"

"W-w-w-w-well t-t-t-ell m-m-m-m-me, h-h-h-how d-d-do y-y-y-ou t-t-t-turn it-t-t o-o-o-offf?"