What would Halloween 2 be like if it sucked
shareYou’re butthurt that they are ignoring that film.
shareI could be off, but I'm positive he's referencing the Cinema Snob, an internet reviewer/critic. When he reviewed Halloween 4, he said this: "Halloween 4 finally answers the question we've all been asking since 1978: what would the original Halloween be like if it sucked?"
shareRob Zombie already showed us what Halloween and Halloween 2 would be like if they sucked.
shareExcept the 1981 Halloween 2 ALREADY SUCKED, doofus troll.
It's a pathetic, B-movie borefest that completely craps all over the incredible original with beyond worthless doctor and nurse characters, terrible kills, a godawful Michael Myers actor who now walks in cheesy robot-mode, and the worlds most laughably empty hospital.
Meanwhile the new movie IS ALREADY the single best Halloween sequel of all time just by the trailer ALONE. Not to mention the painfully obvious fact that it's going to be even better than the original in countless ways thanks to the increased budget/learning from 40 years of mistakes from complete shitfests like the original H2.
Actual facts for a change. You're welcome X- )