Crocodiles tend to change sizes over time, from large, to medium to small and then back to large again.
Giant crocodiles can fit through tiny gates
Kids don't age within two years
Colin Ferguson acts like his character from Erueka
It's always the red button
IF you have a small yapping dog in your movie, it will die a horrible death
"Chew on this, motherfrakkers!"
-Small crocodiles will eat a nude couple swimming, but are perfectly happily with a little boy feeding them jerky pieces.
-Crocodiles are nice enough to let a guy tell his girlfriend he loves her before he eats him.
Use a chainsaw to open a door when not a minute ago you were shooting out a large, open window.
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The cabin your husband inherited is too far away to take care of and a hassle, but your young son rides his bike there for two years to feed giant crocodiles.
If I want your OPINION - I'll give it to YA!! LOL
The crocs let the blonde Russian/Spanish nanny live eventhough they could've really easily swallowed her whole.
But they did turn her into a bloody pulp.
Was that nanny Russian/Ukranian or Spanish?? I don't see too many Spanish blondes!
"I don't see too many Spanish blondes!"
You don't get Univision where you live do you?
if you have a shark-dart, for god's sake, use it!
you can kill a crock with a hunting knife by stabbing it in the head, but only once.
you can't find giant crocs with cheap mail-order equipment.
even if a guy is funny, he can't sleep with a hot girl, but maybe one of her fat friends.
giant crocs can digest plastic wrap and styrofoam
hunters will not share a trophy-head if they bag a mutated 2-headed animal, only if it has 3 heads.
if you save your babysitters life and there is still danger about, don't leave her alone in your house or she will lock you out.
"everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die"
Mothers that are too busy selling real estate in rural communities won't notice that all the meat she buys to feed her family mysteriously vanishes.
shareCrocodiles will jump through windows,break down doors, drag cars into a lake and even chase you through a grocery store just to get their meal.
Chris Pine....Sexy Mutha....
911 is never available when you really need help!
shareWhen you take a picture of two girls changing their clothes, the camera on your phone will move them closer together in the picture so you can see them both clearly..
Wish I had that phone...
Oh, yeah, just remembered. If you lose your guns and tracking device when a gator capsizes your boat it's no problem at all to find them again - AND the electronics are fine too.
shareI learned if your babysitter is in another room bleeding to death
it's still okay to go lay down in your bedroom for a nap.
Even tho 2 huge crocodiles are steps away from your window.
I also learned if I'm bitten and bleeding,it's always best to drive my boat to the nearest cabin instead of a larger town.....AWAY from danger!!
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if actress runs into watter to grab a book/magazine, whne she comes bck up her clothes suddenly gets dried.
if you shoot crocodile, bullets obunce off it, but shoot enough times and hes dead.
if crocodile is pulling your leg you have enough time to stab him to death. you know what, you have enough time to stab 3 crocodiles to death as long as they come to eat you one by one.
if you put gasoline in crocodilesm outh it is going to explode instantly (you know because stomath of crocodile give exactly same vapor conentration needed for gasoline explosion)
if crocodile hits your boat, it explodes.
if you explode crocodile near the gas station, its not going to catch on fireo r anything.
if somone offers you to go swim naked hes funny.
if somone tells you your boyfriends cheating on you you imediately believe him and go with him on a camping trip isntead of asking your boyfriend or at least others who the guy claims to know that.
the bigger boobs you have - the longer you live.
get away from the water, because crocodile inside it got tired of wiating for y ou to go in.
if you snap crocodiles neck with a boat, it bleeds a little and thne continues on attacking.
crocodiles know how to steal knives.
hunting guides are ex-zoologist who shoots giraffers.
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"Common sense is not so common."
- Voltaire
The best way to find your girlfriend at the lake is to accompany a hunting party tracking elk and not tell the guide you're looking for something else.
Keep the fact that you want to find your girlfriend a secret because if you tell anyone they will act as though this is some kind of weird and perverted behavior and your weird and furtive response to their suspicions will only confirm them and create a totally pointless and incomprehensible subplot.
If you still can't locate your girl, drive along the wooded shoreline in a boat at night, yell loudly and then act like you're listening for her reply even though your huge idling outboard motor is drowning out all other sound.
Crocodiles will attack humans who are in the water, on the water inside powerboats moving at high speed, near the water, not really near the water, deep in the forest, and really far away from the water. Once a crocodile spots a human, it will pursue it wherever it goes -- into cars, inside buildings, or across the countryside and on to town. You will not be able to evade or outrun it, and it will smash, climb, or otherwise overcome any obstacle between you and it. A crocodile's hunger is almost never satisfied, especially for human meat, and, as one of the characters explains, it will continue killing and eating humans even after it is full. Crocodiles themselves are virtually indestructible, and those that appear to be dead may suddenly spring back to life and kill you (see below).
The largest crocodiles in the world, which are also the biggest cold-blooded land-animals, are now found in Maine.
The Maine species of crocodile is known as the Crocodylus Halloweenus because it shares so many traits in common with fictional mass-murderer Michael Myers (see above).
As the sheriff, you want to establish that your character is a hard-bitten potentially heroic man of action. For example, explain that you're carrying a devastating weapon called a shark stick, brandish it several times to remind the audience how badass it is and build anticipation for seeing it blow up a gator's head jaws-style, and then when the gator grabs you just hold the shark stick impotently in your hand while the beast drags you under the water and kills you.
Grocery stores don’t have their own phone lines, just one out of order pay phone.
-That stupid father couldn't drive Dimitri's truck worth a damn. lol
shareIt's ok to steal, but only this time.
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If it's pouring rain & you're a hot chick with huge tits, the best shirt to wear is a tight white T-shirt (not that I'm complaining).
Get busy livin..... or die tryin - Morgan Freeman, "The Shawshank Redemption"
Giant crocs ignore bullets fired at it but throw a small pebble and you'll instantly get its attention
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