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100 Things We've Learned from My Super Psycho Sweet 16


1. Skye is better looking than Madison, Olivia, and Chloe

2. Skye is better looking than everyone else in this movie.

3. NEVER be mean to a murderers daughter her whole life. (you could end up with her locked in a basement with the killer and with your life at risk, and she possibly could lock you inside and leave you for dead.)

4. BE NICE to a murderers daughter, because when her dad comes to kill you, you automatically get the "get out of jail free" card. =P

5. That there are more important things in life, than having a friend of yours getting decapitated, and skating into your birthday cake.

6. That everybody wants Madison. EVERYBODY!

7. Its okay to say "what the WTF?" even though it doesnt make sense because the "WT" in the WTF stands for "what the".



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8. After 10 years of NOT being around a killer knows who the closest people are to his daughters RIVAL so he can murder them.

9. Don't make fun of a person you don't know who brings you a cake.

10. If your relative is a murderer go to another school or everyone will think you'll go crazy too.

11. If a the father of a kid in school is a killer be REAL NICE TO THE KID!

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12. Continue insulting and being mean to someone who trying to sav eyour life because they totally won't get irritated and lock you in the basement with the killer.

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13. A Sushi cake is SO much more important than your best friend getting decapitated.. RIGHT in front of you.. while trying to take out a task for you.

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14. Apparently when your head gets cut off while you're skating, your body will just keep sliding on and not fall over until it crashes into a sushi cake




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15. Don't shout mean things at someone when there trying to untie you, it could lead you to your death.

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16.Treat others the way that you want to be treated

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19.) Your metro guy friend actually has a chance with a hot popular chick

20.) Your metro guy friend's chance will get ruined by your psycho father

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21.) All spoiled teenagers should be killed by frustrated middle aged men
22.) Never have a sweet 16 at a roller rink because its harder to run away on skates when pyschotic men try to ruin your party by killing you because your parents spoiled you.

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23.) Everyone knows how to roller skate. Even when the rink has been closed for years.
24.) Underage drinking is okay if your parents are rich.



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25.) It's not unusual for your guy friends to sit in your room talking to you while watching muted porn on their laptops.

26.) Cakes can actually be made out of things that other than cake as long as they're still in the shape of a cake.

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27. The songs “Tubthumping“ by Chumbawamba and “Nookie” by Limp Bizkit will immediately transport you back to 1999, because those were the bestest songs that came out that year.Especially when the former actually came out in 1997, and almost everybody hated the song anyways.

28. If you trip over a broken pool cue stick while you’re on roller skates and trying to get away from a killer, you’ll hear a crunching sound and your ankle will break.

29. When you’re 16, it’s totally ok to act like an adult at all other times except when the ‘creepy’ 30-year old party planner guy starts hitting on you at your birthday party, at which point you can proclaim “I’m a kid!” while pushing him away.

30. Tuxedo t-shirts are still stupid in 2009. Especially when the guy wearing one is in the loser crowd.

31. High heels are not a very good footwear choice when a car with a giant bow on top is trying to mow you down.

32. When you’re the killer’s daughter, you get to take the birthday girl’s new birthday car with a giant bow on top. After all, the birthday girl won’t be needing it.

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33. Chances are, you actually saved the world from damage by locking a young, pretty princess looking "monster" with your father.

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4. BE NICE to a murderers daughter, because when her dad comes to kill you, you automatically get the "get out of jail free" card. =P (tell that to Derek. Remember when Skye had to yell @ her father "He's my friend!" and finally Derek was left alone?

33. If a massive crime/murder scene has been committed at a roller rink, its perfectly okay if you are the daughther of the killer to walk right out the front door and disappear and the cops will let you go. All you have to do is whisper "He's in the basement" as you walk out the door.

34. If you are the killer daughter's love interest (Brigg) you'll live even after falling two stories onto a table when all other characters surely would have died.

35. Syke's dad apparantly knew where the keys to Madison's beamer was and proceeded to drive the car into one of his daughter's adveraries (Lily).

36. It is okay to commit grand theft auto as that is why Skye did at the end of the movie by driving the beemer. Again where did she get the keys? I thoght daddy had them?

37. if you are a psycho killer, and the cops are closing in on you, apparantly you will be able to escape a roller rink even though all the exits where supposedly locked (remember the Skye/Madison scene where they ran from daddy together?

38. If you commit a horrible murder spree years ago, of course your body will not be recovered at the scene of the crime where you were allegedly killed.

39. apparantly the dad saw "V for Vendetta" as he was basically a cheap knock off with that phanom of the opera esque mask

40. If you are a pyscho killer and your daughter stabs you with your knife from point blank range, apparantly you live even though the loss of blood would have killed anyone else (I mean its your knife, right?)

41. Apparantly middle aged "psycho" men like to beat up and brually murder smaller teenage kids because their kids can't handle some typical high school BS drama.

42. After your friend (Chloe) has been missing for quite some time (and you know where she is because you sent her there) it is perfectly okay to return to the scene alone knowing what happened at this exact site years before (Olivia).

43. While they don't give the city, according to wiki it was supposed to be "every city" on the Eastern sea board evidenced by the fact an "LA stylist was flown in 3,000 miles". We find out later (via wiki) that the city was based on Atlanta but these kids weren't Southern at all, I'd have guessed typical NYers.

44. Even though this isn't the 70's anymore, modern aged Facebook/MySpace/Twitter/Ipad loving kids of this generation will still think its cool to go to a roller-rink. Seriously, a roller rink? Does anyone roller skate any more and even if they did, it would be roller blading!

45. Apparantly if you are a rich spoiled teenage kid, you like sushi cake. Seriously, sushi cake? Teens don't like vegetables, why would they want sushi?

46. Since its a movie, the most popular guy in school will leave the most popular girl for a dark twisted girl he has nothing in common with simply because she is everything his rich, popular, and attractive girlfriend is not. Yeah, right. Birds of a feather.....

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47. Regular cakes that look like sushi are gross, but cakes made out of layers of real sushi are what all the cool kids are into these days.

48.If the guy you like has done something to annoy you, make him sweat for his invitation

49. If a murder or murders happen at a business, that business must close down forever and ever, or at least until the rich girl wants to have a party there.

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