Machined Reborn


sucks

simple as that

2/10

When there's no more room in hell, The dead will walk the earth...

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thanks for elaborating...

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I can elaborate...

Acting was pretty terrible, the entire premise was just silly. The kill scenes weren't very interesting.

I guess you could do worse for a low budget film but there really isn't much reason to watch this unless you just love low budget horror.

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*spoilers*

*BIG BIG SPOILERS*

The fat burping/farting/twitching greaseball hick kidnaps Kade's wife. Then he demands Kade to kill everyone who enters the property or he'll kill his wife. He has hidden cameras on the property and leaves a monitor behind in their trailer with live footage of Kade's wife trapped somewhere. She's hooked up to a lame torture machine. Some sort of contraption that squeezes her by using a pulley system. He also leaves behind her 2 severed arms. Kade, an auto mechanic, comes up with a wicked costume, the only thing about the movie I liked. He welds parts together, drills holes in his arms/legs and screws in the armor directly into his bones. There's a blue light around his eyes and mouth that looked creepy, but couldn't be seen all the time. Especially during the day. This guy goes from this scrawny nice-guy mechanic to a crazed killer willing to mutilate his own body to put on a frickin' costume. I don't get it. That was too far fetched. Then when he tries to kill people he gets his butt kicked. At one point the badguy kidnapper has to come and save him! If you're going to drill holes in your arms you're probably badass enough to kill without a problem.

Who is this big bald badguy and where did he come from? He mentioned that Kade was "too scrawny" and he "liked the last big retard better". It shows he has done something like this before but it was never really explained. The realtor, who was not supposed to show anyone the junkyard property, sold it to Kade without telling him what happened on that property. And, as I said, it was never explained in the movie.

If the film was done right it could've been an 8 out of 10. But for now I'll agree on 2 out of 10.

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I agree that Cade in body armor was the only good thing about this flick. The scenes of Cade stalking victims in the junkyard, with the blue light emitting from his mask, wiry hair sticking out and bizarre body armor created an eerie visual. I think if they had gotten a larger, more muscular actor instead of the "scrawny" actor portraying Cade, it would have had more of an impact.

There was some potential in this movie conceptually, but with Craig McMahon, handling directing, producing, editing, writing, and cinematography duties for this film, there was an obvious lack of talent for making the movie that could have been.

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Yea they even misspelled one of the actress' names in the credits.

Claudia Vargas (spelled Vagras).

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