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Lines that always make you laugh.


I know most of you are like myself and have watched many of the episodes several times. Are there any lines that make you laugh every time you hear them even though you know it's coming? {Phrasing}

In Diversity Hire after Archer comments that Conway Stern is good at witty rejoinders and Lana says "Well crawl on over there and blow him" I literally  every time.

What y'all got?

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So, wait, which one do i cut?
The teeny bitblue one!
Okay!
Okay! Wait! stop! You said the two letters after The dash were oscar-kilo.
who?
What?
"ok" -- oscar-kilo.
No! "okay"! like, "okay, now i'm gonna tell You what they are."
Yeah, and then you didn't.
I thought we skipped that part!
Skipped a step in disarming a bomb.
Yeah, which i thought was pretty irresponsible On your part! Why do you always do This?!
Why do you always not shut up?!
Stop. On the radio, when we answer In the affirmative, we say "roger."
O-- roger. sorry.
Now, in the serial number, What are the two letters Following the dash? You ready? roger! The first letter is "b." "bravo."
Thanks.
Second letter is "n."
"m" as in "mike" or "n" as -- As in "nancy."
God. you of all people
what?! Archer Me of all people what?
Nothing.
Ray, hon? Okay, so --
you can say "okay."
Oh, my god! Ray, can i shoot him?
In about five seconds, honey.
Lana, be careful! Jesus, the helium!
Right after he cuts the solid-green wire.
The green color is solid or -- Roger!
o-- roger.
Cutting the green wire.
Archer!
Jesus!
god! what?!
That's how annoying you are.
Your mom's annoying! How about that?
Let's go there.
Let's go here, where, Archer, shut up and cut the goddamn wire, already!
You shut up, and i'm doing it! God!
Oh, my -- ray!
What's going on?
The timer sped up!
Did you cut the green one?!
Yes! roger! Steven! whoever!
Ray? What were the last two letters?!
"b," as in "butt hole"!
what do we do here?
And "m," as in "mancy."
What?! "m" as in what?
"mancy." What did you think i said? "nancy"!
You idiot!
I can see how, uh And then i was like, "you of all --"

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Oh god, the bomb disarming scene in the blimp was when I really started to love this show.

Bravo.
Thank you.

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Me too! Still my favorite episode.

The back and forth between Archer, Ray and Lana is just priceless.

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That was my favourite scene of the entire series. For a while, my screen name somewhere was "'M' as in 'Mancy'"

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"Fister Roboto!"

That kills me every time.

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But it doesn't just fist!

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And the best part is...he's learning!

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How the hell did I miss that one? I'm cracking up right now reading it!

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I would SO visit whore island.

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Would you be a pirate king there?

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"What's in there, buckles?"

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"You want me to take a baby.. to a murder??" 😄

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In the pipeline episode at th start.

Archer and Lana are being debriefed by the oil cowboy.

You don't see Archer but he does respond and acknowledge what they're saying only for us to find out he's just on the phone ordering room service.

Sorry I don't have the lines, and me explaining it makes it lame.

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Pam: Only like 10 people work in this whole goddam chicken$hit outfit! [DROPS MIC] Sorry.
Cheryl: Oh don't be, it IS a chicken$hit outfit.

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Ray, goose-stepping: "This quit being funny 2 hours ago!"
Krieger: "It's not supposed to be funny."

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