Jesus Christ


Great, now The League is incorporating that DraftKings BS into their show, as if it wasn't annoying enough already seeing some douche tell us every other commercial that airs on every channel how it's so easy to win a million dollars playing DraftKings or FanDuel.

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And every beer they drink is Stella

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Or the painful Trojan product placement last night. This season really feels like they designed the episodes around getting to the product placement sections.

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It's bad enough they all seem to be phoning it in for the final season but they are shamelessly cashing in with product placement as well.

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How dare they try to make money off the show to cover production costs so they can keep making the show!

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Its the final season you dimwit. So what is this keep making the show argument?

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I mean, it's not like they somehow managed to make 6 seasons without this much shoehorned product placement right?

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Yeah, this was a stupid reply.

But in your defense, if the execs only planned the 6 seasons and greenlit the 7th season because of fan feedback, it makes sense that they would want to spend as little of their own money as possible. Right?

So I doubt anyone on that show is in it for any real creative reasons anymore. I think Rafi has got it right staying away from this season.

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*beep* I forgot Rafi showed up for the auction. That has definitely been the best part of the season though. And he called them out for being the exploitative scum that they are, so it was a pretty fitting display.

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You know that name you just used, Jesus? Let me tell you a story. I asked Him to come to me face to face, for forty days and nights i asked all day, bowing a bit, saying sorry for sins but mostly waiting to see if he would show up since he said three times that if we asked and not stopped after being not answered but kept asking for a "little while" (whatever that means right?) for me it meant 33 days. On the 32nd night i saw a dream with Jesus in glowing white robes walking down my street, releasing 7 stars out of his right hand. I woke up that morning feeling ecstasy, my heart and belly were feeling such euphoria, i accused a friend, who happened to randomly come by the night before for a place to crash, of drugging me. But no... i waited it out.. and the bliss rolled on... I read the bible some more and that feeling went from my belly... or rather multiplied and shot straight up my body and flooded my brain. It was something better than an eternal orgasm of the mind... and its ongoing till today.... I had God come to me wide awake face to face from above as it said He would to all who ask in secret persistently and get away from religion.... Jesus took me in visions to ancient times, to the future, showed me things to come in my life which did. Aside from feeling Immortality upon the flesh and receiving the sensation of flying, I was shown different realms within what you call the fourth dimension!! You ever dream you were flying? That feeling felt here awake always, that is the Living Water and if you ask Jesus a few nights to show you a dream about this living water and to give it..and if you hope for it... you will receive Eden here. I swear to you everything im telling you is true. I have nothing to gain, ask Jesus to prove to you He is real but make sure you ask for the Living Water too... twice He said out of the belly rivers of living water will flow you and heaven will come upon you with power.

With brotherly love,

Abraham

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i've asked jesus to come into my life a lot. it never happened. i had a religious ex girlfriend. i went to bible study with her. i went to church with her. i asked over and over again for jesus to come into my life. he never did.

but i have taken mushrooms and had an out of body experience which was f-cking dope.

"when you got movies like tom cruise in them, you can't go wrong."

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