Prada shoes, $779.

Why don't women understand that nothing by Prada is impressive? It just shows they are stupid for wasting so much money on overpriced garbage.

$779 shoes don't impress any man - no matter the brand. $779 shoes have never looked any better than $50 shoes. If they happen to be bright, shiny, sparkly shoes, then they just look gaudy.

"Designer" shoes at outrageous prices are only purchased to make other women jealous.