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Soooo...

posted 8 years ago by nunomacastro
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...If you are able to get out of a bed were you are being restrained and fool the guy that is restraining you for some mad experience, just go back to save your knocked out friend... Don't run to the nearest phone to call the police and get help... Plus, if you managed to escape the bed with your mouth, why not try that earlier?!

...If you are able to attack the mad doctor and stab him twice on the feet and leg, just bite him a little of his neck off, don't kill him or something...

...If you are a police and you are in the house of some guy with an amazing career on medicine but that it's suspect of being involved on the disappearance of several people and plus is acting crazy besides you, just drink from the water he offered you...

...If you hear some gunshots on the house where you just found 3 persons connected to each other by the ass, just run like crazy searching for your partner... Don't go slow or with some care...

Feel free to continue... :D

P.S. - I actually enjoyed the movie despite all it's flaws...

[–] The_Ultimate_Hippo 8 years ago

....If you have one of your victims cornered in your pool and the power goes out just leave her there, she'll be OK and won't attempt to escape.

"I really wish Gia and Claire had became Tanner" - Honeybeefine

[–] view_and_review 8 years ago

....If you're in a foreign country and headed off road to a party keep going.

.....If you have a flat tire in the middle of nowhere don't drive on the flat to safety because it's a rental.

[–] MarwoodWalks 8 years ago

who the f... doesn't know how to change a tire? Even if you haven't done it before...its not hard to figure out.

"Men on fire pray for rain"

[–] The_Ultimate_Hippo 8 years ago

Getting raped by a 400 pound German man is not as bad as having to eat sh!t for the rest of your life.

"I really wish Gia and Claire had became Tanner" - Honeybeefine

[–] Roger_Stoles 8 years ago

If you lock yourself in the bedroom giving you some time, don't use the telephone to try and get help.

If you're a detective investigating a property where screams were heard, don't bother bringing a search warrant.

If you realise you do need a search warrant, rather than staying with a clearly unhinged suspect and requesting a colleague to come with the warrant, leave the lunatic alone for awhile to potentially dispose of evidence.

[–] MonikkaZ 8 years ago

When you are alone in the middle of nowhere don't try to stick to the road so you don't get lost. Just go through the woods. Don't worry you won't get lost.

When you see an isolated house in the woods don't be afraid just knock the door and when strange guy opens the door just come in without hesitation.

While asking someone to call for help with the car, don't even bother explaining where the car is. They will find it.

When your hand cuffs are extremely loose and you could just pull your hand right out of them just keep screaming and struggling hoping that they will break just like that.

When you manage to escape and hide in a room, don't do anything. Just wait for the mad weirdo to come in so he can keep chasing you.

When you are a mad weirdo hiding your gun under your coat, hide it so high underneath it so it is clergy visible anyway.

When you are burying a body in your garden, don't dig too deep hole so that in case police finds out about everything, they will have easier to find the evidence.

'You're saying that that's a real person...underneath?'

[–] The_Ultimate_Hippo 8 years ago

When you knock on a strangers door in the middle of the woods and the first thing he asks is "are you alone" there is absolutely nothing suspicious at all about it. By all means enter his house and drink his water, what's the worst that can happen....

"I really wish Gia and Claire had became Tanner" - Honeybeefine

[–] kingjalopy 8 years ago

When you have a heavy lamp to beat the *beep* out of a psycho, by all means, put that down and grab a sliver of glass and kill yourself with it.

I also enjoyed this movie however.

[–] spamlover-2 8 years ago

...When you have the opportunity to see this movie...DON'T!!