0% chance this will be good


You heard it here first and I'm the biggest Indiana Jones fan on the planet so trust me on this.

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With James Mangold directing, I have hope.

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He's not the brilliant and unassailable Steven Spielberg though, is he?

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LOL I think I detect sarcasm in your post, but I'll just say it's been a little while since Steven made a GREAT movie. He's made some good ones, but his last film that could even be argued as a great film is Lincoln. The last one before that would be Munich in 2005.

And we know how his last at-bat with the Indy franchise went.

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I'm talking about his first half-dozen to dozen movies.

And that abomination known as Indy 4 (spits) probably was bad because he made the bad movies you describe, and probably because he had Lucas whispering his "genius" ideas into his ear.

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I will never know what the hell happened to Indy IV. I think you're right that Lucas was largely to blame--some of the plot ideas in that movie are just bad--but even beyond that the direction was just off.

It's not like Steven's movies since then had the same problems--Lincoln is very good if not great, and Bridge of Spies, The Post and RPO are all solid as well--so you can't blame it all on him declining with age. He's clearly still a highly competent filmmaker. But with Crystal Skull it's like everyone involved just went retarded and forgot how to do what they do.

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IF YOU ARE GIVING THIS NEW FILM A ZERO PERCENT CHANCE OF BEING GOOD THEN YOU CAN'T BE THE BIGGEST INDY FAN.

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GTFO of my thread you autist.

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OH YEAH...THATS A HILARIOUS PUTDOWN.🙄

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I have a feeling they are going to turn Indiana Jones into Jake Skywalker Jones, he’s now going to be a grumpy, infantile coward who needs to be taught by a new, young, strong, empowered female. Heck if we are going by the timeline, considering the amount of time that has passed since Crystal Skulls the new one would be set during the Civil Rights Era, seems like the perfect chance for Lucasfilm to shove some more identity politics down our throats.

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That's a bingo. I wouldn't be shocked if some powerful independent brave and stunning woman takes Indiana's whip and saves the day because lol f u men.

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Oh and don’t forget, DIVERSE. Because of course white men are incompetent and can’t do anything right, and need to be taught that they are submissive to young, diverse, strong females.

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STFU....I'm the biggest fan.

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I think you are too optimistic.

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How do you come up with that stat? its just starting filming, he looks in good shape, its a good cast , great director, please explain to me why so negative ?

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