If River Phoenix was alive


Do you think they would have rebooted Indiana Jones with him instead of Ford?

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Maybe, River had a better chance of succeeding Ford than Shia ever did.

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As much as I didn't care for Shia he was freaking Robert De Niro compared to River

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And once again with the trolling. River Phoenix was talented, and Shit!Beef is not. End of discussion.

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Ummm River Phoenix was not talented, his performance in the prologue was pure cringe, "this should be in a museum", he sounded like a whiny 10 year old girl. I never said Shia was talented, I said he was less bad than Phoenix, learn how to read.

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I know your useless opinion of Last Crusade, and I don't care what you have to say on that subject.

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Yet you still keep responding to me. Sounds like you're begging for my attention.

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Someone has to talk sense into that noggin of yours.

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Naw you’re just an attention whore. Sorry Mommy and Daddy didn’t give it to you but that’s your own damn problem.

It’s a damn shame that apparently there are now more bad Indiana Jones movies than good ones. The good ones being Raiders and Temple

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"The good ones being Raiders and Temple"
Again, you're trolling. If there's one thing I cannot stand is stupid opinions going against the flow of the majority. You're just "standing out" by being a contrarian jerk.

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Replace “trolling” with “having a different opinion” and replace “contrarian jerk” with “someone who thinks differently than I do”

I’m sorry me not liking River Phoenix’s performance upsets you so much but you need to get over it.

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You don't like Crusade at all, that's my problem with you.

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My advice then is to grow up, as an adult you are going to encounter many people who don’t think the same way you do and you have to learn to deal with it. Get out of your privileged little bubble and start acting like a mature adult.

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I would ignore you, but the conversation would be incomplete then.

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Moviechatuser is a fucking moron who thinks himself as superior and brilliant simply because he enjoys being a contrarian. That's his entire act lol

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Then why have I praised many films that are also well regarded? Shit, I have had nothing but positive things to say about the original Star Wars trilogy, Godfather I and II, Pulp Fiction, The Dark Knight Trilogy, Raiders, Titanic, Braveheart, etc.

Nice try, dingleberry.

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"I like Godfather and Starwars, now what."

Yeah, really going out a limb there 🤣 fucking moron.

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You fell off the limb a long ass time ago, dingleberry.

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🤣🤣🤣 I love how any of your post somehow makes my assessment less true. Fucking moron

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Your obsession with Last Crusade is beyond unnatural, you should seek therapy.

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How do I have an obsession with Last Crusade when all I was doing is stating thr fact that it's leauges better than TOD? You're the one with the obsession 🤣

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LOL “facts”, show me facts that prove it’s better. Appealing to critic scores or box office numbers are not objective facts, they are the subjective opinions of people.

All I did was state my opinion, you’re the one who hunted me down and threw a profanity ridden little bitch fit because I didn’t agree with you, you’re not that important, kid. Get over yourself.

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No, as me and literally other people pointed out, nobody attacked you or "jumped down your throat " or whatever delusions of victim hood you have. You're the one that clearly needs some therapy 🤦‍♂️

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LOL so no proof to back up your “facts”. Figured, dingleberry.

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Lucas and Spielberg have gone on record saying Last Crusade is an apology for Temple of suck. Your obsession blinds you. Seek help.

It's a fact. 🤣

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Oh I see so therefore I am supposed to let others dictate my opinion? The difference between you and me is that I am actually smart enough to think for myself while apparently you on the other hand constantly needs someone else’s hand up your ass you retarded puppet.

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Yep, thanks for conceding.

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Whatever you say, delusion boy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Get fucked you loser.

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I think I have not seen anybody more obsessed with The Last Crusade than you around here. You really don't seem to have anything positive to say about that movie, have you? Which makes your opinion untrustworthy.

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I’m sure there are plenty of movies you don’t have anything positive to say about.

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Then that’s your problem.

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I think if Sean Patrick Flanery was a bigger star, they might had promoted him from the '90s tv show to leading a new film trilogy twenty years ago.

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I think we would have seen a very smooth handoff of the role from Ford to River some years after Crusade. I always thought the big extended flashback was a weird thing to shoehorn into the third film. I know they were developing Young Adventures at the time, but it felt bigger than that. River's star was rising fast and sooner or later, they would have capitalized on it.

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River would have made Titanic and riding on its success he would have made Indiana Jones. He would have looked so handsome in his early 40s playing Indi.

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For real. Everybody would have accepted it cause he's already Indy in the beloved trilogy.

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And he looked so much like Ford, too.

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