This Film Made Me See Jesus

I mean literally see Jesus.

I went into the Starbucks right after the movie, and there was The Lord Himself. His nose-piercing really complemented those in his hands and feet. He was drinking, of course, as soy chai latte, and posting his updates to the Father. Of course, he was working on a MacBook Pro. Very nice one.

I told The Lord that I really enjoyed his welcome appearance at Gay Pride day last year and I was looking forward to his reappearance this year. He said He wouldn't miss it. I wished him good evening. He forgave me my sins (such as they were) and went back to work. I sat down to enjoy my mochaccino.