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This is quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen.

posted 13 years ago by DrProfessor
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Not an easy feat. This film's weakest point is the script. I have the feeling several people will be tucking their tails between their legs and going back to where ever they came from after being part of this horrible film.
The acting was so bad. Kevin Sorbo has managed to top his usual level of awful by looking like he'd rather be on line at the DMV than making this turd.
The music - some guy who thinks he's Carlos Santana. On and on with the terribly cliched music.
The actress with wearing fake eyelashes in the jungle, the politician/military guy, what was he exactly, a sargent or first lieutenant? Kind of hard to tell because he was wearing BOTH ranks. Sorbo's 'US' vest. The same enemy they kept killing over and over. Holy crap, I could go on.

[–] DVDsGalore 13 years ago

Flesh Wounds, A.K.A. - Predator: The reality series.

I'm not sure I'd say it's the worst movie I've ever seen though because I got a ton of laughs from it.

What clearly happened is they started with Predator and decided to use a forest preserve instead of a jungle, then they decided to take Silvestri's score and remove anything good from it, the they stuck a petite, tougher-than-nails female in with the guys to represent her gender, then they took an elite rescue team and converted them into a bunch of weekend campers with guns, changed the predator into some man with predator-esque household gadgets on various parts of his body, then someone had the nerve to say "that's a wrap." And maybe even "good job."

This is the first movie that I've ever seen where no one understood the concept of stealth, nor did anyone understand the concept of "good movie"

PorkMerryGoRound - When you call this movie a turd, I think you insult turds. Turds at least do a good job of being turds. Sure, they stink but not as bad as this film.

[–] JoferJeff 12 years ago

The good guys are the worst black ops team Ive ever seen. Using old camo patterns, in fact one guy is wearing urban camo in the jungle. For some odd reason the chick is carrying an AK on a US mission. One guy is running around with camo paint on his face, but wearing a tank top with bare white skin. I could go further, but Ill just laugh and finish the movie. LOL

I like guns, slasher movies, and more guns.

[–] Mocha28 12 years ago

THE Worst..Everybody in this so called movie was UNLIKEABLE!!! It's like the female character walked off the street and joined the team. Had to change the channel. Kevin Sorbo and Bookeem Woodbine must have needed "Gas Money".

[–] surf-10 12 years ago

Absolutely wretched! I many times get sucked into finishing horrible movies out of boredom but that was impossible with this crap. At 20 min in they are supposedly stealth approaching enemies yet they are clacking their boots on wooden planks and walking up behind people that miraculously don't hear them. Everything about it was just off and amateurish. Oh, and acting worse than you see in a high school play.

[–] xenatikkanen-1 12 years ago

You can't say it's the worst until you've seen THE PASSING, THE ROOMMATE, NECROMENTIA, and CERTAIN PREY (John Sandford's). But it is up there. This film cracked me up in some scenes, so it already is better than any of the ones I have mentioned above. It was so poorly acted, directed, edited, etc., that you have to wonder if the director was on crack. Plus the special effects? LOL Man, they were so bad. You know, I get why most of the lugheads that were on the mission didn't care for Cassie, but why was Kevin Sorbo's character so ridiculously misogynistic. Was it because she was a CIA agent or just a woman? It was just plain dumb to think she was incapable of handling herself if she was CIA. His character was a total jerk. This Predator movie was bad (I kept waiting for Predator to show up!) but take a look at A Sound of Thunder. This syfy movie is so bad - plus the effects on that make Flesh Wounds look professional. I cannot believe that Ben Kingsley and Ed Burns would do that craziness and I still don't get why that was called A Sound of Thunder. Was it the allosaurus' feet banging on the ground as he approaches people?? I don't know but now I think both movies suck. LOL

[–] ckw4b 12 years ago

I totally agree.

Those so-called "elite" soldiers were carrying around guns in a rucksack!??!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA....

They weren't even dressed in military fatigues, but looked like a bunch of rednecks out camping for the weekend.

[–] vestdennis 12 years ago

Most of you have already pointed out the obvious (a blatant rip-off of Predator! In fact, I do not know how they were able to make w/o being sued). It was like a group of high school kids decided to remake Predator.

The military guys were so freaking fake it was ridiculous! Some of the guys just wandered off from the group w/o telling the others. They were constantly fighting with each other, which would never happen in that situation. And the dude who was suffering from PTS couldn't shot an enemy. WTF was he doing out there then?

And of course the military was once again the bad guy. I've probably seen worse but I can't think of it right off hand...

[–] Brussel_Sprowtz 11 years ago

What in the world has happened to Kevin Sorbo? This man used to have his own TV series! I think I would respect him more if he was found juggling at a cheap bar mitzvah for $20.

[–] Soulmai 11 years ago

I agree.

I actually got to the part (about 17 mins in) where they found the missing scientists before I had to quit. There was a pier behind them, and behind that in a supposedly remote area was a bridge heavy with traffic and vehicles ....... wtf! It's taken me almost a year and several attempts to finish it.

[–] Woodyanders 9 years ago

Agreed. This shoddy and shameless Predator rip-off blows massive hose!

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