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This movie is so bad....'how bad is it?'

posted 13 years ago by tundrawolf2000-1
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It`s so bad that if you look at the back cover of the dvd it shows a lean muscular Billy Zane in armor holding a sword, they were so stupid they actually included on that same back cover the photo of the real actor that they used to photo-shop Zane`s image.
The real body belongs to the actor in the lower right hand corner of the dvd box.
Sad.
I should sue for false advertizing, But the budget on this movie appears to be so low I`d be lucky to get the cost of the DVD rental in return.

[–] sweetpoison07 13 years ago

LOL, it is so bad that only a few shocked and disgruntled people bothered to come on here and say- it was so bad I feel sorry for Billy Zane and wonder what sort of blackmail was involved in making him participate in this middle school project.

[–] FCA1975 13 years ago

It's so bad that even though I watched the first 5 minutes and the last 5 minutes of it online on Netflix, I wanted the last 20 minutes of my life back. One of the worst ever. Holy beer-batter fried chicken sh&t!

[–] FCA1975 13 years ago

Put it this way. You know how they have last meals on death row? They should have last films. After watching this you'd beg them to snuff you out quickly! And I change my mind. Hey give me break my brain is still trying to function after loosing so many precious neurons. This is the NEW worst film I have ever seen.

[–] docdxer 13 years ago

Just got the movie from Netflix and after a few minutes I was looking for some wine to go with this cheese.
But sitting through this movie, "Cheese" would mean that is somewhat entertaining. This is not the case. Don't watch this movie. Bad acting and dialogue coupled with the dwarf seer with fake big hands made this movie unbearable to watch. I've seen better acting at an elementary school play.
Even funnier is that the hero turns down helping the beautiful princess and beautiful handmaidens to continue on his quest.

[–] tundrawolf2000-1 13 years ago

I don`t know why I`m bumping but I am!

[–] SilenceOfSnow4 13 years ago

Loaded this up on Netflix last night because it had Billy Zane on the cover...I basically got to the scene where the "knights" in capri leggings, huge helmets and dollar store sandals were rounding up the people walking home from the Renaissance Faire...some kid starts fighting the knights and his father somehow gets skewered and gets ketchup on his shirt. Anyway, 1% watched I think.

Poor Billy Zane, I actually like him. Why are you doing this to yourself?

[–] ultimatenexus 10 years ago

It's so bad that the slightest glance at the misleading DVD cover in any movie rack instantly pisses you off.

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