1.If you cause about $300 dollars worth of damage in a store your chief will accuse you of damages worth $250,000 DOLLARS!!!!
2.S.W.A.T. team members like to play with their sirens.
3Theres only 4 people in a swat team.
4.All 4 members have to be of a different race or sex.
5.Evil eastern europeans always wear black.
6. The proper way to handle a hostage situation is to tell the hostage-takers that you are going to storm the building and kill them, and then proceed to storm the building and kill them.
7. When approaching a hostage-taker who is holding a hostage and waving a gun around, the best approach is to drop your guns, take off your helmet, scream, and charge at them.
8. "Eat my grandma!" is a totally bada^ss line to say before blowing someone up.
9. It is not unusual for a black man to be a high ranking member of the Italian mafia.
8. "Eat my grandma!" is a totally bada^ss line to say before blowing someone up.Haha, that one's spot-on. That is a bad-ass line.
15: It is normal for law enforcement tatical units like the SWAT team to run into an unsecured abandon warehouse to do training without packing their real guns while leaving all their weapons outside in their open truck with the key in the ignition.
16: Abandon warehouse bathrooms looks pretty clean compare to restrooms in the New York City Port Authority.
17: Best way to calm down a hostage takeover especially when the hostage is being held at gunpoint is to show the bad guys your BB gun.
18: The best place for armed robbers to stick up with the major risk of getting caught due to the large size of the facility is a supermaket because that way they can have food to eat while making demands with negotiators.
19: No one carries cell phones around anymore.
20: Russians girls are called Kalashnikova.
share21. Lexa Doig is still smokin hot.
22. Jannard is not as tough a chick as Sanchez (M.Rod in S.W.A.T.)
23. Bruce Lee would have been proud of Steve Austin choking a guy to death using his armpits.
24. It is necessary to do a badass martial arts pose while proclaiming the above.
25. If you plan on shooting someone, don't talk about it for five minutes and
toy with the victim. Just shoot them, roll credits.
16: Abandon warehouse bathrooms looks pretty clean compare to restrooms in the New York City Port Authority.What wouldn't look pretty clean compared to that?