Things I've learned from this movie
- Always use an old shotgun backwards as a club. Definitely pointing the kill side towards stomach/crotch area. You will not die.
- Taxidermy is bad for your sanity.
- Dogs only appear to exist when sleeping or running away in the forest.
- When you're a man and must run through the forest looking for your daughter in danger, make sure to stand in a bizarre contortion and suck in your stomach to show off your muscles. Ghosts love model poses.
- A small house definitely has space for a huge bathroom taken out of "asylum & decrepit hotel design" magazine.
- Ghosts will only be able to get revenge once a living person gives the evil ghost a disapproving look.
- A dropped lantern will lit your surroundings on fire yet somehow not grow in size, even if everything is made of wood. In a locked vacuum a century old. Apparently digging a hole in the ground and letting in oxygen kills the fire. Totally makes sense.
- When your trailer goes all earth quake like and you fear for your niece's life, call your sister who's moving out on her home phone. Packing her last boxes. Dialing a long number instead of only 3.
- A bike without breaks is totally safe for a kid. Don't worry though, the nice ghost will push her to ride like the wind.
- Based on a true story means we should totally follow these lessons, especially n°1.
- Listen to your mamma