Too many for me to even remember but I was partial to the scene where Doug said he was high on painkillers and the goalie said "hey man pass the dutchie." Then Doug tells him he got some for him....or the percocet line? Ah hell, half the lines were classic.
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Look at that face period! lolz
sharePretty much any line from the goalie
shareGolie had lot of good lines.
Talikng to goal posts 'No glory holes here today'
Or From Ryan 'Does it help if I say I want you inside me, that I want you to make lemonade inside my chocolate factory'
'It is going to be a A** raping today, the kind of which only Ned Beatty or the cast of 'Oz' can comprehend.
You're pretty.... so is your face.
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Gone too soon:
Firefly
New Amsterdam
Journeyman
Life
terriers
SGU
Prime Suspect
I think they were talking about her name, and the line was
"I think it's a pretty name, like your face."
Also really liked "Why don't you gimme your number and I promise that I will never call you." - then how he "accidentally" called her.
"Why are you crying? Did you just watch Rudy?"
Best line by far.
^^^ This one
Babies taste like chicken
"Where's Laflamme?"
"Probably giving some single mother herpes in a parking lot."
That one was hysterical. If I sat here while I watched the movie over I'd have 35 more. Great *beep* moving
me too! The way he said (he really meant it) was hilarious.
I'm so excited, I think I'll brush all my teeth today!
I died laughing at the "Rudy" line!!! So good! My other faves were:
Oleg:...why are you being gay?
Evgeni: It's not gay if you're brothers!
Ryan: do you fart cinnamon?
LaFlamme: BONNE NUIT!
Ross Rhea: how long does it take you to get your hair like that?
Georges Laraque: about 4 hours
Rhea: it's nice! Somebody thinks you look like Stevie Wonder on steroids, but I like it!
You know you're not joining the f*ucking mouse-capades, right buddy?
Doug: you're not trying out for the...the... what.. the...a..capades!
Drunk coach: yeeeeer f*uuuuuckin' aaaalright, eh? (haahahahahaha, GOLD!!!!)
You just gotta keep livin' man. L-I-V-I-N...
I agree, perfect timing
shareRandy's right, it's the Rudy line
shareClassic.
shareIn the bar, the drunk Captain looks at the full shot in front of him and says "Who put this empty glass here?", then drinks it.
Doug gives girl the doll mascot and keeps repeating "It's our official mascot"
The hockey game broadcaster - he had lots of lines
- and so did Doug's friend when he was filming on his camcorder. Also during his last broadcast pissing off his producer. Oh, and Doug deeply explaining he liked "corn dogs better than hot dogs because no bun was needed" - pretty much most things Doug said were funny because of his halting yet sincere speech.
Doug yelling repeatedly in the restaurant with his parents - "I'm stupid and he's (pointing at the brother) gay"
In his bed after he was suspended a game, Doug says to his roomate LaFlamme, "I have a light inside. And you have a light inside. And we're connected". [this refers to Speilberg's ET movie, which makes it so much funnier]
When Doug meets his hero in the cafe, defends himself against being just a Goon: "I AM a hockey player"
The play-by-play announcer:
"I'm going to make love to my lady for the FIRST time, the BEST time, in a LONG time!"
The fact that it was in the background while other stuff was going on somehow made it ever funnier.