What have you learned from this movie *spoilers?*
What important information have you taken away from this film? I'd have to say I learned that:
- M4/M16/SCAR military issued assault rifles have well over fifty rounds in one small clip
- Bullets, C4 , and explosive arrows to the face of a prehistoric genetically manipulated crocodile will do nothing, however C4 mixed with "sugar cane dust" is a deadly concoction that will do the trick.
- Sketchy nature photographers always hide their cameras from the local wildlife behind small trees
- A beautiful girl in a bikini has enough strength to "tug of war" her friend in half against a 8-15 ton "supergator"
- Bell boys at hotels are hilarious and awkward
- The Hawaiian island although humongous always seems small enough for everyone to conveniently run into each other
- Hiding in a refrigerator containing water next to a blast large enough to kill a "dinocroc" is completely safe and you will survive unscathed. (Indy and the nuke syndrome)
- "Alligators and Crocodiles are mortal enemies, if we can lure them together we may be able to kill the one who survives" (or... you could just call the national guard?)
- Your sexy personal doctor will helplessly watch in horror as you die of a heart attack and make no attempt to apply CPR
- Never trust a beautiful British chick in Hawaii
- Blowing up a tunnel AFTER a "supercroc" exits it makes perfect sense because it cannot just simply go around or climb the debris to get back over...
- The directors ripped sound clips from Jurassic Park's T-Rex and Raptors adding in no echo effects. Also Wilhelm scream!
- Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is clearly a much more epic battle to watch!
and the list goes on....