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Shows like this literally suck the brain cells from your noggin.


Yet another silly medieval "period" piece that basically espouses that all the dark ages needed was an anachronistically "strong" female character, a politically retarded (though dialogue constantly claims otherwise) clergyman and some non-anachronistic (sarcasm) desirous gazes between commoner and noble to "fix" things up to some sort of christian theocratic utopia. If only medieval people dropped what they were doing and subscribed to "truth, justice and the american way" man, things would have been awesome! We have our "strong" female lead, whose brilliant superiority of intellect allows her to be the first in history to conceive, on a whim, in the 12th fricking century AD (roughly the 92nd century of civilization), of the possibility of a MIDDLEMAN. I especially love the drawn out scene where the shephard pauses in disbelief and confusion and is like "Wait... I sell the sheep to you... you transport it... sell it at another town... with higher demand... for a profit?!?! This is genius, we shall call you a Nerchant... no wait, a Merkant... no, I've got it... A FRICKING merchant, among the oldest professions in history. This is the classic example of what I call the Elizabeth Swan device (from Pirates of the Caribbean, where we're led to believe that a Governor's daughter has a superior knowledge of naval tactics and combat than a crew of veteran fricking pirates). And by "strong" I also mean, being constantly surprised that women were treated as inferior to men in her time, which apparently surprises her... every time... and leads to her shooting her mouth off in situations that would probably leave her raped and bleeding in the gutter, in reality. But apparently we're supposed to respect her because she: consorts with servants (Oh yah, an Earl's daughter and a mason's daughter would totally hang out back then), whines every time people have a medieval sensibility about women (did it ever occur to her that maybe the better solution is to let her BROTHER barter for the price of wool and maybe to save her medieval feminist revolution until there were less pressing matters on her plate) and won't kill another human being (so the guy's just raped you, he's fast asleep, you grab his dagger and... flee through the secret passage?!?!). But this show's not to be outdone, they've also got a common mason who's apparently dead confident that his radically new feats of architecture and engineering is structurally sound, all this without even a rudimentary understanding of math, experience in grand architectural work or, likely, the ability to even read. Kingsbridge is lucky indeed, I'm pretty sure there's no way that wouldn't have ended with the whole thing collapsing and a decade of man hours and quarried stone being lost. This is, of course, just the tip of the iceberg: lesser nobleman raping Earl's daughters with apparently not expectation of ruthless bloody reprisal; chainmail wearing, sword wielding princesses (are you fricking kidding me?); etc. Just dumb, through and through.

What is it about these Harlequin romance type dealies that makes them want to set it in medieval times, yet finds, essentially, every singe aspect of medieval life and society "inconvenient" to their plot? Just set it in modern day Manhattan and you're good. Yeesh. Any production that represents a far flung historical period as black and white versus an enormous and subtle landscape of grey area is a waste of good money and a deliberate subversion and revision of our society's colored past.

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I think you probably make some good points but after that first endless run-on paragraph I just skimmed through your ideas.

I pretty much knew what to expect when I tuned in because I had already slogged through the book several years ago. It sounds like you have a problem with the author Ken Follett's vision rather than the mini-series.





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LOL you must be the life of any party.....

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MrsAlSwearengen...awesome name. I rented this for Ian McShane :)

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MrsAlSwearengen...awesome name. I rented this for Ian McShane :)

Thanks! If you liked Ian in Deadwood I recommend the one-season NBC drama Kings if you haven't seen it. And by all means see the film 'Sexy Beast' if you haven't seen that - his role in it gave HBO the idea to have him screen test for Swearengen. And aren't we lucky he did? The rest, as they say, is history. :-)







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Haha brilliant post by the OP! Very funny.

I especially liked that bit about the mason, reminds me of some of the ideas people would propose to me at work... you know the "I don't know how this will work or how I'm going to do it, but it'll be brilliant cuz I'm so good" type of attitude. No experience AND no plan? Yessir, I better give you all my money and have you start straight away! lol

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Somebody is mad that they aren't a successful author. Haha You must've pissed your pants watching Home Alone, eh?

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yes yes yes, it is just unrealistic, because life and especialy dialogs are never so dumb, atleast between the "intellectuals" of the society

I realy hate it when something is intentionally ruined

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Good post, OP. A lot of what you mention is exactly like what I thought when watching the first three episodes.

This is just a pretty-looking abortion with more plotholes than the last seasons of Lost. Waste of time.

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This should be submitted as a review :).

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read the book, all your criticisms will be answered

trashing books is like the Special Olympics even if you win & burn them all you are still a retard.

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Re: Shows like this literally suck the brain cells from your noggin.
You must have watched it about 50 times then.




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