Wake up in the mornin' wanting some breakfast...oh ohh oh oh...
VITALITE!
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What?
I mean why would you even have vitalite in your fridge?
Real butter is best although sadly I can't really indulge as it makes me wheezy!
Clover or Utterly Butterly are decent.
But vitalite? Really
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It's the advert more than the product in this case Dazed
I'm a best butter man all the way. I'd take mayo over margarine if I was ever in that situation.
The big question though is will I ever eat Hovis again after seeing Risley Scott's most recent films?
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Ahhhh as in The Israelites!
As for will you ever eat Hovis again,who knows that would be your decision.
I'm into making sourdough at the mo,its tasty and no yeast.
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Arabic bread (Roti) is what I go for mostly these days. Easy to make, takes seconds to cook and is more fun to eat than regular sandwich bread (No yeast either!).
Can't have it with baked beans and melted cheddar though
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Baked beans,cheddar and a poached egg?
Too much perhaps?
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Sounds like some of you dudes might be occasionally use to eating institutional food.
Does that come with a little plastic container of juice and maybe an apple and cookie?
Do all the eating utensils need to be accounted for before you can leave mess and go to rec?
At least it keeps you off the sauce until your release date.
A poached egg is considered institutional food these days?
Shid! Dazed maybe you were right and John should have me locked up for something or t'other!
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Hmmm not going to bite!
I do wonder why,Mr.James "smug *beep* Oliver has never started a campaign to improve prison food.
I mean is it so good it doesn't need his Jesu-like talents or is it that he doesn't care if our incarcerated ne'er do wells eat gruel?
I don't doubt,though,that our friend Mr.SL Xenos knows a bit about prison food.I expect they throw you in the cells for peering through holes in the walls at the Ladies.
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Perhaps I've simply been lucky that in over 40 years I have never had to eat any type of institutional food be it at a prison, jail, mental commitment facility or alcohol/drug rehab (I'm not counting the institution of marriage, but thats another story).
My understanding is that its all very bland and unappealing to which pouched eggs or maybe I'm thinking of powdered eggs, sounds like. Avoiding peep holes (as well as glory holes) is prolly one way I have missed out on such less than desirable culinary delights.
I'm sure if either of us knew any ladies Dazed we'd know they'd be OK with SLX peeking at them
I think Sainsbury's is too expensive for prisons is all it is with Our Lord God Almighty Jamie not being able to better their food.
Bish, bash, bosh open a bag of lettuce, stick it on a plate, add a boiled egg and there you have it!
He's far from a cook let alone a chef in my opinion
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I'm sure if either of us knew any ladies Dazed we'd know they'd be OK with SLX peeking at them
Sounds like the sort of thing their future Pres might say
He's far from a cook let alone a chef in my opinion
I've never met a real chef who rates him at all.Most have liked Rick Stein and Keith Floyd even Gary Rhodes at a push.
I may start an online petition to get his Royal Smugness to care equally about all members of our society and their diets.I mean how can we expect people to reform if they are eating sub standard couth couth?
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I don't know how this managed to fly under my radar Dazed, I thought I was all caught up but no, I am sorry for missing your reply before.
I don't rate Gary (Never put a lid on broccoli) Rhodes and recall him punting Tate & Lyle sugar with his 'mad hair' back in the day but he's still miles above Jamie (Jutht a thoupçon of quality coke) Oliver.
If Trump gets in Hillary will have been done over by two Presidents (At least!).
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If Trump gets in Hillary will have been done over by two Presidents (At least!).
Three if you count her husband.
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I think the measure of a good TV chef is do you get hungry watching the show? (And then realise all you have in is Prawn Cocktail crisps and a banana),Oliver tends to do a lot of flourishing and talking shi-ite about his cooking which probably impresses the hipster types.
Delia is probably my most thumbed cookery book [insert joke],everything works because she's actually tried and tested it herself plus her recipes are in old money!
I'm glad I don't have to make the decision between a Giant Douchebag and a Turd Sandwich.
Not a Trump fan naturally-does he have female fans?
But then Hilary doesn't quite do it for the feminist in me either.I bet she has made him pay over and over again in subtle ways don't you?
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If you know a chef is good you should either have gotten food in to eat whilst you watch or have plans to go out somewhere nice shortly afterwards so you can get your hunger on and sated nicely (Nothing wrong with Prawn Cocktail crisps and a banana though!)
Jamie just wags his giant tongue and has the camera man give me motion sickness. I once watched him make a "15 minute meal" of a curry, nice and some pitta. Obviously it was all from jars or bags and so 15 minutes is easy but the massive cock-up of the show if that the pitta got cut up and put in muslin to "crisp up" next to the curry...for 12 minutes. The bread magically disappeared when it came to plating up for his fashionable friends arriving and I don't understand why they couldn't just reshoot the whole thing minus the bread if it only takes 15 minutes. Turnip that he is!
Delia is alright, no Nigella but I'm fairly certain our motivations will be different upon why we prefer one over the other here
I don't know about Hillary making Bill pay, I think it's messed up at that level of power and what passes for 'love' for regular folks like you and me is something alien and abstract to people who only want their ambition to be their sole focus in life. At least I hope so otherwise there's a whole pile of cheating liars spread throughout the entire US and not just those in politics.
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As you rightly say these 15 min recipes are a fallacy unless you use packets or buy those ultimate lazy bastard boxes "hello tasty" where they prep everything for you (funnily enough endorsed by the lithping twat himself)
I've seen folk take 15 minutes just to chop an onion up so the reality of it is probably more like an hour!
The power thing is so far beyond my comprehension.I just don't get why people want it,fight for it or play dirty for it.Look at Boris,Nigel,Dave and Michael post Brexit and I reckon Theresa May's career is dead in the water after the dust settles.In the words of The Stranglers "That kind of responsibility,you draw straws for if you're mad enough"
When someone takes back a cheating partner,it often seems the easy route-the non divorce route.But can you truly forgive and move on and can you truly forget what you've done if you are the cheater? I don't believe people always do and the more public the humiliation,like wot Bill did,well that must keep a person up all night!
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I like to think I'm a fairly liberal thinker when it comes to what two people consent to do with each others fidelity during a relationship. If a couple want to have an 'open' relationship or be 'swingers' that's their business and no any one else's apart from their consenting 'other partners'.
The trust though, when people either assume they are in a one-partner, full time, no breakies, no takey-backsies relationship and that trust is broken, well, I don't think that can ever be mended - not properly anyway.
I mean, it's one thing to be told no cookies before dinner and then get caught with your hand in the cookie jar as the table is being plated, it'll be a fun night on the couch for sure but that's small time stuff compared to the intimacy (Or lack thereof) with a different person being with someone who you thought would only be with you (Or you with them).
I don't think there's a one rule for all way of approaching this but I do think the high level of people, in the US at least - and particularly in power, who get up to this stuff leaves grand questions as to what makes a simple thing like love lose it's potency for throwaway material things like a one-night stand.
A question for the ages no doubt, just magnified by the US political media current focusing on Trump and Bill's apparent indiscretions.
Back to food, you can make a lot of food in 15 minutes, but you'd not make a TV show about the thrown together Cheesey pasta with chopped up defrosted frankfurters and diced left over cherry tomatoes with grated cheddar on top because your kids brought home someone for dinner and you didn't know about it until the last minute...
...wait a minute, you probably could make a TV show about that and people would watch it...
...it still beats being a rich twat and having your 'friends' come round for dinner and you've only spent 15 minutes on it AND they're all sober when they show up. Just go to the pub Jamie or phone in a guy like normal people do!
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Oh absolutely, if the cards are on the table from the start and an open marriage is the agreement then I suppose anything goes.However I think that arrangement rarely suits both and where is the love and respect in fact why bother getting married?
What always bothered me about Clinton was the stupidity of what he did,the lack of discretion and respect for his wife,daughter and his people.All for a quick knee trembly moment under the desk.How could he be trusted by anyone if he could *beep* up so royally for a grope?
It's not just a US thing,plenty of powerful people here in the UK get up to stuff they ought not to.Possibly more accurate to call it a political thing?
Or perhaps a power thing? Does power make someone untouchable? It sure did with Jimmy Savile and he absolutely knew it.
Didn't Donald Trump say that he could do anything to women because of his status? That's messed up isn't it and what's up with the women that allow a man to grab them intimately simply because of his status,that's *beep* up too.Shame on them,we are not helpless victims,he ought to have been slapped round the chops and told to *beep* right off!
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Whatever Trump talked about doing or maybe even actually did on a few occasions (I wouldn't bet any money on all those women just popping up now actually being truthful) pales compared to what some women have credibly claimed about Bill Clinton, especially Juanita Broderick. That Hillary would continue to hitch herself to that in order to gain future power, says a lot about her.
shareBoth Bill and Donald Trump seem to be the kind of men who'd be best avoided,it looks worse on them now as they are ageing.They both just look like dirty old men and I can't say one is worse than the other.
I don't know much about Hillary only that she's always seemed ruthlessly ambitious.My opinion is that she stayed with a man who publicly humiliated her for reasons other than love.
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Well in general terms, sure, avoid them both in person. But if you think even their claimed actions are anything like equivalent, read Juanita Broderick's account. Groping a crotch or a chest is nothing in comparison. Also check on Bill's trips to a private island hideaway of a campaign contributor known for keeping underage girls there for "fun."
shareThere is of course a huge problem with claims of historical sexual abuse,its always possible that people lie for their own weird reasons.I am not saying that,that is the case just making the observation that it's possible and that of course goes for both men.
So one is a predatory sexual pest and one is a predatory sexual pest who admits it.
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Tsk you're Americurn what do you know!
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Sounds like pouched eggs are part of a DTs diet remedy to me.
I would have to be very drunk to eat one.
Now if you want to talk scrambled eggs, bacon or sausage and hash browns or grits I'd be much more receptive.
A nicely done poached egg is a joy,admittedly a badly done one is not a pleasant experience,jelly,water and a cold yolk.
Scrambled eggs are the best,great for if you're feeling poorly.I have no idea what grits are,and you can stuff your hash browns too!
In the UK we use yesterdays cold mashed potatoes,carrots cabbage etc and fry it all up until it has a golden brown crust,serve with your bacon a fried egg and then just add ketchup.
You should try it.
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Now that I think about it, I'm not sure WTF grits are either (maybe corn meal), but there good.
A little butter, salt and pepper, you can put a spoonful on your toast and they stick to your ribs.
Grits are meant to be boiled potato from the day before fried fresh for your breakfast plate.
What they are these days, depending upon which state you are in, varies immensely!
They are good carbohydrates though and perfect for a start to the day
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Don't lie Dazed, we use brown sauce!
Also that potato and cabbage stuff is called Bubble and Squeak and is Irish in its origin.
But yes, a good poached egg is great!
Scramble eggs only beat it when they've had a nice bitter cheddar added to them at the last moment of cooking (That's before the juice starts to seep!).
I might not know much, but I know how to appease my disappointed lovers with a decent breakfast!
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Adding a few pieces of chopped country ham into the eggs (sort of turning it into an omelet) works for me.
I can eat breakfast anytime.
Oh I like a good scromelette too!
But then we need to be talking about peppers and cheery tomatoes and that's a whole other league because we'll be needing herbs (Yes, the haitch is pronounced) and spices then!
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