To add insult to...

literal injury, I busted a front crown on a pistachio nut while watching this mirthless, meandering, joyless, sexless, and endless debacle (and I even watched the extras, alas, to no avail). I can safely tell you that I had more fun during the root canal the next day...

Right. Well, I have to-- I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth.


LMAO,this is the type of movie where one expects to bust a nut, not bust a tooth on a nut ROTFL

"what is your major malfunction, NUMBNUTS?!!"