The Seven Deadly Sins

Pride: Paulino, Justina
Envy: Justina, Renata
Avarice: Gambino
Sloth: Carmello, possibly Josue
Lust: Gambino
Wrath: Rosario
Gluttony: ????????

It'll probably be a while before we can develop the list of the cardinal virtues.

The Fabio Principle: Puffy shirts look best on men who look even better without them.