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my 2 favorite netflix reviews

posted 15 years ago by jhorton2003
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Plus, there's one on amazon that calls for my death. That's always fun.

Rarely has genius so graced the human race as it has in this form. behold the sight of angel breasts upon a unicorn rug in front of an aspen ski lodge fireplace in the middle of sex. Witness an exploration of gloriness only witnessed before by the ancient wiseman of yore.

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Wow! Here is a whole new level of SUCK that has not been fully explored yet. This movie appears to be another version of what I like to call "Basement Directors" with the help of their "Mommy Directors". This isn't even a B movie. This is a Z movie at best. Pay for this movie and you'll be suffering far worse than any of the unfortunate 'actors' in this movie. When is this site going to give us the option to rate something a negative billion? I found the credits more appealing than the movie. (Jeesh... I feel like I have to wash my mouth out with gasoline every time I even relate the word 'movie' with this trash in the same sentence).

[–] armyofdorkness 14 years ago

lol... I guess he didn't like it.

"Rise of the Undead" is a guilty pleasure of mine, so now I want to watch this. I hope that me calling it a "guilty pleasure" doesn't sound like a backhanded compliment. There's an underlying appeal I can't describe. This makes you cool.

[–] nsbca7 14 years ago

hahahahahahahahahahaha ha

[–] lazyjay817 14 years ago

i really lmao. that is too funny.

I HAVE to watch this now