This is ridiculous! The only reason anyone is straight is so that the observer can be gay about their straightness. 300-style stop-action gore is there so that teenage boys will watch and be drawn in. WTF is this crap? Who finances this?
shareThe OP demonstrates that this show isn't for those who struggle with immaturity.
shareYou're right. I'm not mature enough to appreciate the cinematic wisdom of muscley naked guys, humiliated, owned, forced to wrestle and say "Jupiter's cock" frequently.
If only I could grow up!!! Someday I want to aspire to this greatness!
Sounds like another 99 pound weakling kicked in the face repeatedly by muscular straight men. Problem with the chicks op??
share99 pound weakling kicked in the face repeatedly by muscular straight men???
wtf is wrong with you? what a loser you are. what kind of sociopath would denigrate a guy by accussing him of being repeatedly kicked in the face? And then, in true jr high school fashion, accuse him of not getting any tail. Tops off what a d-bag you are I guess.
Btw, you sound like another wannabe musclehead with a body image disorder who needs to look at homoerotic imagery disguised as action/adventure whatever to give yourself an excuse to look at other guys' bodies, and then attempt to shame other men's masculinity who break this delusion on you.
Either that or....you sound like just another retard, whichever work.
Whether gay or straight, a whole lot of men out there (the majority, from what I've observed) seem to idolize or at least respect a well-sculpted physique. A minority of men even make the attempt to aspire to that and a portion of them succeed in attaining it at some point in their teen or adult life. Gladiators probably didn't wear much clothing (if any, at times) in their day-to-day lives except for when it got cold enough to warrant, so what's the basis for your complaint here ? The showrunners knew exactly what they were doing (a touch of realiam + sex appeal, though obviously it's the TV-version of 73 BC gladiator sex appeal and fitness, as few if ANY probably looked like these actors back then). They were never gonna have the characters all covered up or out of shape and the "look" they were going for helps convey the brutality and oft-times absolute brutish nature of these men.
Yes, the showrunners and the network knew that they would gain some straight/bi female viewers and more gay/bi male viewers with this kind of eye candy, but there's no secret agenda or hidden intention (plus there was tons of female eye candy for the main target demographic of straight men).
If you'd watched enough episodes in Season 1 and beyond, you'd find that the action, sex, and eye candy are just window dressing (much-appreciated window dressing, IMO), for a beautifully written and acted somewhat-rooted-in-history drama about slavery and the human urge to be free.
This show is gay porn dressed up for mass appeal. Why, if Jupiter Himself were to shove His Cock up you Ass, I think you'd scarcely notice it! AH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!
BE A MAN! WRESTLE NAKED! HAVE SPECIAL EMOTIONAL NEEDS! THEN WRESTLE NAKED SOME MORE! SAY "JUPITER'S COCK" A LOT! THIS ISN'T GAY, IT'S MANLY!!!!
Putting aside any debate about whether or not "manliness" or "machismo" are even of any intrinsic value, you really don't think gay dudes or the subject of homosexuality itself can involve masculinity ? Some of the toughest dudes I've met have been gay or bi and you wouldn't guess that they were anything other than straight unless they said so or introduced you to their boyfriend/husband/fv*kbuddy or what-have-you. Myself, I'm your average guy and you wouldn't assume I'm bi (I don't even know what a stereotypical bi guy would sound or act like -- with gay guys, we have many in the general population assuming that they all sound flamboyant).
And nah, I don't take it up the ass (not that there's anything wrong with that), I'm strictly a top. ;) Not even for a god would I give it up, hah.
You're trolling something fierce here, but I'm still not gonna let your ignorant comments slide.
I don't take it up the ass
You're fun, you should stick around these boards for sure. :)
I've attempted it with two of my exes and one fvckbuddy, didn't take (translation: I'm either just not built for bottoming, or I'm a wuss when it comes to takin' dick -- maybe a bit of both). Hey, life is long (if we're lucky), maybe I'll try it again some day. Just not any time soon (unless someone's paying me really good money, hah). I ain't a selfish top, I love gettin' my mouth and tongue around a good cock, just...that's the only hole of mine it goes in, is all.
I don't know either, some people have it easier I figure. One might call it the riddle of the sphincter.
Maybe one day, never say never..
a whole lot of men out there (the majority, from what I've observed) seem to idolize or at least respect a well-sculpted physique
sudentely you feel the urge to come to the boards telling everyone you failed to notice all the female nudity, the story, and all the characters...
you only noticed the gore and the dudes pecks and junk... good for you.
see, I watched the whole show, I watched the orgies, the sex the fights. I enjoyed all the female eye candy and I do admire/envy the physique of those guys. the gay relations don't bother me nor do they stay on my mind after the scenes are over.
maybe you should ask yourself what makes you incapable of letting (as you call it) "gay porn" go. see Spartacus offers something to every single one, just pick your poison and ignore what you don't like... but you can't. why? are you curious? it's normal you know... nothing wrong with it...nothing to be ashamed mate.
Sean Bean has not died from Lightsaber related issues yet...just saying
Blah... I'm quite capable of "letting gay porn go." Jupiter's Cock! I watched 2 seasons! Just though I'd comment on the ridiculous, thinly-veiled homoeroticism of it.
see Spartacus offers something to every single one,
It is one of the best action dramas of recent years, but since you're nothing more than an obnoxious infantile troll it's obvious that you wouldn't get any of the actual story or characters.
shareOne of many differences between you and me, I suppose.
Give it a rest, junior. This thread, like the show, was just a joke. You're the one who is inappropriately concerned. "No. NO! IT'S NOT GAY PORN! IT'S NOT! IT'S NOT! IT'S NOT! YOUR THE ONE WHO'S GAY, NOT ME! I'M NOT! I SWEAR IT!" Jupiter's Cock, man! Calm the *beep* down. This was a show written and conceived by people who thought "Jupiter's Cock!" sounded enough like something an average Roman might say that they could sell it to teenage boys as a normalized phallic interjection if they sprinkled the show with a few titties here and there. It was gaily conceived and motivated. Not that there's anything wrong with that....
share/yawn... tiger i'm not concerned about anything.
just let it go champ, nothing to be ashamed besides making a fool out of yourself.
Sean Bean has not died from Lightsaber related issues yet...just saying
You might have a case if there weren't tons of naked woman and straight sex scenes. Literally everyone on this show is sexualized and scantily clad, or did you forget Ilithyia going full-frontal in the pilot (and being naked in basically every S1 ep she's in)?
Besides that, ditch the homophobia. Nothing wrong with being gay or making TV shows with LGBT inclusion you twat
You watched it. You noticed all the hot guys and gay moments. You know all those guys on television that bitch about gays and next thong you know, they are caught with their gay lover? That's what you sound like.
shareThe original Olympics games were played in the nude, as well as wrestling matches, from what I've read. And bi/homosexuality was more common than you know. I used to have a book called "Strange and Unusual Sex Acts" that detailed all weird things sexual. Men tended to take lovers during wars; a couple who watched each other's backs during battle also warmed each other's backs at night. Then went bah to their wives at war's end.
Romans, Greeks, and Italians had a system where an older man would "mentor" a boy between 12 and 16,seeing to his physical and educational needs. When the boy was old enough to go to university, the man would pay for the expenses, and the relationship usually ended once the boy ^deemed eligible for marriage. Seems like any man on man action was accepted as long as the guys got married and procreated. Lesbianism was also a big deal, often with men away at war, in certain religions, and, for slaves, at the whim of their owners for entertainment. And don't even get me started on their beastiality(sp?)practices!
So...yeah.
Oh, and "Jupiter's Cock" could be normal...after all, we take the Lord's name in vain all the time, even if we don't believe in Him. I'm probably wrong with this one, but who cares? It's fun to say! :-)
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