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'Shark Cage' Suit of Armour


Tell me guys, did your cinema crack up laughing when this scene was showing?

Mine did.

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LOL No but I just got done watching this 2minutes ago and I LOL"D at that scene.

Pretty sure a shark would rip through those little pansy metal cages lmao

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LOL No but I just got done watching this 2minutes ago and I LOL"D at that scene.

Pretty sure a shark would rip through those little pansy metal cages lmao

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I lol'd pretty hard.

I...drink...your...MILKSHAKE!

I DRINK IT UP!!!

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It was so obvious the "new" boyfriend would die, and the old boyfriend would get the girl. Reminded me of 2012.

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Obvious indeed. The moment I saw him, I swear I heard a countdown to his inevitable death start. Poor guy. Not only did he have to drown after saving everyone, he pretty much expected to be dumped anyway. Could at least have left him alive and then have Josh die. Now that would have been a surprise. Horror movies loses alot of its suspension when one quickly figure's out who's immortal and who's doomed.

Kudos to this movie though. I didn't expect the last robberer to survive. When the place exploded and they both fell into the water, I was certain only Josh would emerge. And when they both did, I thought the Shark was gonna come alive for one last chomp.
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I fell off my chair laughing. This movie was one dumb thing after another.

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it wasn't really a dumb thing to do when you think about it.
yes it would not stand up to an attack but neither will a professional shark cage.
but what it will do is help disguise him from the sharks vision and with the electrical appliances in the store the sharks other senses will be affected hence the reason the shark swims up to him and just dunt's him as it attempts to figure out what he is or if he is just other debris that is floating about.

the thing i found laughable in an otherwise brilliant b-movie
is that the shark in the main supermarket spends a lot of time swimming around waiting for the people to eat when the shark would more likely be driven into a frenzy by the detritus floating around in the water from the corpses and would therefore either attack the freezers or eat the corpses.
and with a sharks slow digesting after bites few a few bodies it would be full to bursting and would not have bothered with the people eve if they swam by it.

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Your viewpoint is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy to realistic for this movie! Next you are going to say that the shark was lame because it was obviously shopping in the wrong aisle.

Wait a minute... "Attention shoppers! ... Clean up in in aisle #2... Shoppers watch your step... Josh can you stop pouting and get a mop to aisle 2.... Thanks mate... Also attention shoppers... Seafood sale in aisle 3... If you see it, you can eat it.. Thanks mates. Have a nice day, from the staff at the Shop and Swim Grocers"

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True. It couldn't have ate more than three people...assuming it was very hungry at the time.





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bigamyst, you're right. The shark would have already been full.

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Yes, I thought about it and it was a very very stupid idea. Sharks have the ability to detect certain electrical or electromagnetic fields hence they are attracted to the metal objects. Shiny things and noise can also make sharks curious. When great whites attempt to figure out if something is edible, they do it with a bite and when they bite a shopping card won't do any good.

Breathing underwater with a hose that long is also impossible. Even if you breathe out the used up air from your nose you won't be able to inhale surface air at any depth greater than 18 inches.

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Heck yeah. My theatre was in stitches right up until the silly bastard died.

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