No Goddamn sense!


I counted that each men had to kill about 10 guys each for the kill count to go up. But all this is bs. If you have ever seen the film, you clearly see that in one clip of 4-5 seconds alone each man killed 3-4 each, and u had 30-40 minutes of pure swordfighting in here. In total each men killed about 30-50 people each, when i tried counting. And let's not forget that some of the characters, like the senior ones (the leader, his pupil, and a couple of the other older guys) were massacring in such a great extent, that the belief that their average was 10, or even 20 or 30, would sound ridiculous to anyone who saw the film.


This is a pretty important goof that I don't understand everyone on this thread has ignored.

And before some smart-a** tells me that they said "over 200" in the film, and not excactly 200, it still doesn't add up. When someone says "over 200", he is then referring to a number between 200 and 300, or more likely 200 and 250, but let's stretch it out to 300. Even with 300 ppl, that would leave 230 after arrow-killing, which means about 20 people each for the samurais. 20 people is still very, very few compared to the number of people we saw getting killed. It still doesn't add up in any logical way.

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Vulgar vitriol and trolling masturbation go well together. But you may go blind ... if ... you ... keep it up. Haha!

However, assuming you are authentically concerned, did you do an actual kill-count? "Over 200" is an infinite amount and while the Lord's contingent was not infinite, it was ... over 200. The "70" are a diversion, a ruse by the the Lord to surprise the 13. Your posted "calculations" are too foggy and not well-thought.

Also, on another note, your writing ... needs an edit. Perhaps if you you stopped with the self-abuse ... :-))

Thanks for the laughs.




KIAI ... please.

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First of all, why do you think I am trolling? I have a general philosophy in my mind: *beep* everyone who tells u to write like a 17th century aristocrat, and speak how you feel.

And my calculations aren't wrong, they couldn't have been more right. The scout clearly said "over 200", and we have to pull 70 from this number, as the ensuing arrow-killing took 70 lives. What's funny is I actually, for the sake of argument, let the number be 300. Now, im being very generous with this number, and going over it is irrational, because if the scout saw over 300, he would have reported "over 300", not just in the logical sense of that world, but also for the reason of the audience; noting that there are "over 200" is clearly a message of information pointed towards the audiene that our heroes are facing these many ppl.

And about my grammer: *beep* capital I's and the " ' " between certain words, and you instead of u. I'm writing on my iPad (i would also direct my *beep* you' towards Apple, for causing me a lot of pain with not just monopoly over Samsung, but also for giving me *beep* products and stupid *beep* teenagers bragging how much they like their mediocre products).

And *beep* IMBb for cencor (<-- i probably wrote this wrong too, but Mr. Steve Apple, whom i am happy was killed by cancer, has restricted this too). I know the site is American, and they apparently (<--probably wrote that word wrong too) are prehistoric religion-apes, and are spooked by sinful language, but I really thought that the eastern coast states, being liberal and all, were the ones really ruling that wannabe democracy-state?

And before one of you language-conservative 50-year old hillbillies attack me with sentences like " ma daddee says those who say *beep* think they are cool" : *beep* you, and your daddy.



Edit: i cencored my *beep* with ****, but IMDb still found them offensive. What is this, Jesus camp?

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Your saving graces are the unintentional humor rampant in your rants, your adolescent vulgarity and your obvious lack of education. Troll you are - and an ignorant one at that. You cannot write and cannot count. But again, thanks for the laughs. As a swan song, I sprinkle on my reply some sadness for you and your vapid life. And stop masturbating.

Love, etc.,



KIAI ... please.

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I love how you, knowing I am right, have completely stopped focusing on the case, simply because you know I'm right, and instead directed the focus against my personality. So much that you are more obsessed about your fantasy of me masturbating (hey, I don't blame you, you're not the first guy who fell for my attractiveness) than on discussing the major fault of this film.


Btw: watch the film again. And please tell me how many of the heroes you see kill under 20 each. Because if you are right, this should the average of the heroes.

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My turn towards the ad hominem is a consequence of both your vulgarity and the lack of content in what you post. Also, I find your approach humorous. My mention of self-pleasuring is exactly what you are writing. It is not a fantasy, just allegory. I see no major fault in the film, just with you. But once again you have me chuckling. Got tissues? Luego and ...

KIAI ... please.

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Again, you decided to completely overlook the case, and instead commented on me as a person. Now i truly know you have no arguments.

Thank you for proving that i was right, and you wrong. Good luck with your life.

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Again, you decided to completely overlook the case, and instead commented on me as a person. Now i truly know you have no arguments.

Thank you for proving that i was right, and you wrong. Good luck with your life.

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some people got too much time counting how many people are killed in 3-5 seconds, whilst i would love to get in on such an interseting topic (sarcasm) but alas i have other things to do like living a normal life without the need to be so ANAL about every film i watch, expecting uber realism in a kung fu flick is like expecting erm uber realism in a kung fu flick! i have some more news for you then in the fact that sometimes in kung fu movies they jump higher than humanly possible, and this may explode your mind but the sound effects arent real either, wrap ur fuzzy little head round that one!

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This isn't a kung fu flick. Guess anything involving Asians and fighting is "kung fu", though right?

"The comfort of the rich depends upon an abundant supply of the poor."
- Voltaire

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fighting movie then, that covers everything i would imagine, still doesnt change the fact im tryin to make does it?

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well it aint no rom com thats for sure.

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Your observation is pretty spot on. I did some counting and it looks like there is about 60 guys on foot in front of the mounted guys which were about another 50-60. There are no good shots of the men on foot behind the mounted troops but it looks to be in the 70 to 130 region. Its pretty clear that the was about 200 men initially and not closer to 300.

I defiantly got the feeling towards the mid point of the battle that there were just too many troops being cut down for the stated remaining 130 men.

I went back after watching the film, broke out a counter, and was happily clicking along until I got to 300 kills. This of course was ignoring anyone killed by the arrows, the exploding bridge, the oxen on fire, and the exploding buildings.

Not to forget, this is assuming that no one was killed when the film cut away to another scene which seems unlikely as it constantly cuts to them in the middle of a fight.

200? More like over 500. I am surprised that not many people picked up on this as it bothered me long before the battle was over. It is a pretty big goof. If they kill 400 guys, then make the group be 400 strong, it only makes it more bad-ass in the end. Pretty sloppy mistake.

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Maybe half of those cut down were body doubles.

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I was watching this movie yesterday and while I think it's great and all I was thinking the exact same thing.

After the hail of arrows you explicitly hear him say 130 left, and my mind was immediately going: well that's 10 guys each that's not too bad.

I think it took the movie about 5-10 minutes to already pass that number.
I agree it's very weird this pretty significant error actually made it through the entire process into the final cut...

Only thing I can think of is that it's somehow a throwback to the original 1963 movie, but if so.. don't use over 500 people for this one or just change the line.

Nice to see more people thought this was odd.

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Who cares?

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I don't. Great film

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you clearly see that in one clip of 4-5 seconds alone each man killed 3-4 each, and u had 30-40 minutes of pure swordfighting in here. In total each men killed about 30-50 people each, when i tried counting.


You may be right to some extent, but I think you also ignore some factors.

1. During the battle there are lot of time they don't kill enemies
I mean, they were running, chasing, hiding, setting up traps, etc.
If one can kill a handful of enemies within a few seconds,
it doesn't mean he keeps doing it every few seconds.
(Sometimes they were just staring at each other for a long time.)

2. The killing ability varies by samurai.
Some kill more than others.
If you see one samurai killed 30-50 on screen it doesn't mean others did the same off screen.

3. This is rather nitpicking, but you have to be careful to "count" deaths on screen.
If you see a samurai swings his sword to his opponent and he's down, it doesn't necessarily mean he's killed.
Some of the 13 samurai kept fighting after injured, so why not their enemies?

4. They are not "13" throughout the battle
This is my main point.
Most of them were killed too.
The more they lost their members, the less enemies they could kill.

12 out of the 13 were killed during the battle.
(We saw another survivor at the end but that one didn't return until it's over,
so effectively they lost 12.)

Suppose they were killed one by one at constant rate,
and every samurai has the same killing potential.

T: Total number of enemies killed
N: the Number of enemies killed by the samurai who dies first
L: the number of enemies killed by the Last samurai standing (= N * 13)

T = (13 * N) + (12 * N) + .... + (2 * N) + (1 * N)
= 13! * N
= 91 * N
thus
N = T / 91

If T = 200 then N = 2.19: L = 28.57
If T = 250 then N = 2.74: L = 35.71
If T = 300 then N = 3.296: L = 42.85

If we only see Ls, they are not that different from your observation
"each men killed about 30-50 people each"
I guess you forgot those who killed less, impressed by those who killed more.

Of course this is very, very simplified calculation,
and far from what we actually saw in the movie.

If my memory serves (I've seen this movie only once),
most of the 13 survived halfway through the battle.
And the samurai who died first probably killed more enemies than Ns above.

But my point is it's not simply (30 * 13) or (50 * 13).

Just another POV.

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I know what you are getting it, and I thought about all of that myself. But the fact remains that they all had to have an average kill of 10 each to finish the job (that means many could only kill 1 samurai, and someone else 40-50). But that wasn't the case. I counted the kills of each samurai on-screen. And if we are to suppose that they didn't kill anyone off-screen (which is pretty preposterous. In addition, they killed 70 people with only arrows, and that was certainly not 70 kills "on-screen"), the on-screen kills are still too high. As I said, the on-screen average-kill was about 30-50 (This number is already pretty low, as I wanted to state my points -- so we could say any eventual injury has been taken count of). The number of enemies killed is still far beyond what we are supposed to believe.

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You are thinking that every cut scene was happening one after te other. Those scenes could be all in the space of 5 minutes. The town wasn't that big. Perhaps there wasn't any off screen deaths.

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That's why I decided (although I believe it to be unfair) to not add numbers that we didn't see: I only counted the on-screen deaths, and the on-screen deaths were far higher than what we were supposed to believe.

This post should have been unnecessary, had you only read my former post:

"And if we are to suppose that they didn't kill anyone off-screen (...) the on-screen kills are still too high.''

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"... what we were supposed to believe."

Aside from your obsessive concern with counting and your mis-counting, what, just what are we "supposed to believe" ? Who decides beliefs. Stick with ideas. Thoughts.

Over 200 is an infinite amount. The film is much more than a tally of kills. You seem still misguided and blinded by numbers miscalculated.

Do you count the number of pasta that is in a dish? It all seems unwaveringly silly as well as wrong.

Aristocratically yours, :-P


KIAI ... please.

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By "what were supposed to believe", I was referring to what the film was making us believe. Was that so hard to understand? And the idea of "over 200" being an infinite number is ridiculous. If you see an army of 300, or over 300, you won't shout "over 200 people" to your gang. No one does that. It's obvious that he meant somewhere around 200-220. I, however, was being generous when I allowed us to think that it was somewhere around 300.
And you pointing to my counting as a mistake, without offering any argument to back it up, is also invalid. Go back to the film and count the bodies yourself. Then come back to me and tell me whether I'm wrong or not.

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By "what were supposed to believe", I was referring to what the film was making us believe. Was that so hard to understand? And the idea of "over 200" being an infinite number is ridiculous. If you see an army of 300, or over 300, you won't shout "over 200 people" to your gang. No one does that. It's obvious that he meant somewhere around 200-220. I, however, was being generous when I allowed us to think that it was somewhere around 300 (which is the greatest, and even greater in my opinion, "stretch" you can make by the sentence "over 200").
And you pointing to my counting as a mistake, without offering any argument or facts from your own counting to back it up, is also invalid. Go back to the film and count the body-counts yourself. Then come back to me and tell me whether I'm wrong or not.


Edit: Here is a description from Wikipedia:

"(...)The next morning the assassins discover that Naritsugu is heading toward the village but with almost two hundred men(...)".

The Japenese Wikipedia-page noted the similar count. Notice how they are saying: "ALMOST TWO HUNDRED MEN." And me, being overly generous by letting it be 300, am being target of criticism from people like you.

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Hey! We obviously have different approaches, not the least being I attend to the film in the present tense. You discuss it in the past tense - another failure on your approach.


"I was referring to what the film was making us believe."

Again, the past tense. We ARE having a discussion. And we diverge. There is no "us" in belief. We have different approaches.

And yet again, the "almost" is not correct. Wiki has anyone contributing and is not a respected citation for serious argument.

OVER 200 is not a definite figure. Period. Any "count" is flawed at the outset and destined to be ... indeterminate. QED.



KIAI ... please.

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Your argument of "over 200" is untrue, and you know it. If something is over 200, it certainly doesn't mean over 300 (why else would they then say 200, and not 300). And logically it wouldn't even reach 250 (as this itself is a standard you could set, by for example saying "over 250"). I, however, was pretty generous by allowing the number to be about 300.

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I did read it, I counted it any yeah there was a bit more than anticipated. However I don't really count the quick recon counting of samurai's as a legit source.

This movie could have had more than 200. More than 300.

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Lol 13 factorial is something completely different than what you described...

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1)
it doesnt matter if they start out at 200,300,500 or 10000.

after the arrows and bulls they CLEARLY state that 130 remain. 10 each.

2)
as somebody said before and my own opinion on this: some enemies dont get killed at all. did you count every enemy knocked off his feet?
some only fall..so who says they cant regroup and attack again.
theyre samurai, too. why would they stpp defending their lord because their horse was killed?

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AHhhh, shut the fvck up you petulant little girl. Who gives a fvck, it's called cinema.

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I guess I could count? But I don't. You know why? I don't care. I was enjoying the film and wasn't psycho enough to count the number of adversaries. Instead, I just considered it "a lot of guys" and just let myself get taken in, by the film. You're gonna get a heart attack at an early age, if you keep obsessing over stupid *beep* like this. Also, is this the first film you've ever seen? You watch films for spot on authenticity? Are you aware that things are embellished with keeping the grandiose story in mind? Ugh...why did I answer this stupid post....

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