I wrote this post somewhere

Guess where I am? Well, I'm SOMEWHERE! DUH!

Scorpions made a nice song called Always Somewhere. It meant anytime they checked into a hotel before their shows on tour, the boring movie "Somewhere" was always on TV, hence the title Always Somewhere. They were so fed up with it! Oh my god.

But, if Sofia thinks this boredom is good for something, let me write a post like the movie.

So here I am. Me, a person, but I'm not even a person. And I'm here. Where? You ask? Somewhere. I'm here, somewhere, anywhere, going nowhere slow. And what am I doing? I just opened IMDB to write a post. How interesting for you, right? Are you still with me? Then bear with me. I just opened the browser, for your information and before IMDB opens, I take a moment to stare at the ceiling for a few minutes. Still staring. Still staring. Still staring. Still staring. Still staring. Still staring. Still staring. Still staring. Then I look at the right wall. It's white as always. I thought it was important for you to watch me to all this stuff. I'm still looking at the right wall. Hello wall. Here I am. There you are. No clever thought here. Just you and me, the wall, and me, an empty human being. Sharing a moment. Quality time. Still looking at the wall. Now, for some more action, my eyes look at the ceiling again, for a few more minutes. Still staring. Still staring. And now.......... Surprise surprise. I create a new post on IMDB. And I'm still somewhere. Something very interesting for you to know, that you didn't know before, unless I told you or I made a 2 hours movie about it, like Sofia. Do it like Sofia. Nike, just do it. What's happening now? A lot of things. For example, I created a new post. It's empty, as myself. There you are post, empty. Here I am. Hello post. This is me. Empty post. Empty post empty post empty post, and nothing. Nowhere, somewhere. Let me waste some more time of your life by saying meaningful things like YADA YADA YADA and blah blah blah blah blah. The post is still empty. Now, FINALLY, I start to type words. But then delete them all just to waste more time in your life. Then I write them again, just to waste more time and annoy you, bore you to death. Now I'm still writing. Look at me writing. Now I stop writing cuz it's a lot of work and take a moment to pause myself. Now I look at the ceiling for a few minutes. Look at me still looking. Still staring at the ceiling Still staring at the ceiling Still staring at the ceiling Still staring at the ceiling Still staring at the ceiling Still staring at the ceiling Still staring at the ceiling yada yada yada Still staring at the ceiling Still staring at the ceiling Still staring at the ceiling Still staring at the ceiling. Yada yada yada.