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Anyone know the plot of this?


Question is in the title, any help is appreciated.

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Looks like the FOG...well a bad attempt at it. ALso, BIG SEXY KEVIN NASH has his hair nicely styled for a MONSTER.....What a pile of dog crap this will be.

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Something to do with a small town sheriff, 3 dead guys come back to the town to exact rev...

Who cares, it's soo f.o.o.kin bad do not waste your time on it
"Every day above ground is a good day!"

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Pretty bad. No....... Extremely bad.

Plot? Well as far as I can figure during the first 17 minutes that I mostly fast forwarded through, It's about a bald sheriff that can't act, gets no respect from the townsfolk who can't act, as he tries to solve silly and senseless killings of a pot smoking waitress by a tall dude in a white wig and two dudes by a black hand.

That's is far as I got. ... Life is too short to waste watching crap like this. I'd rather be sitting on my back deck watching the wind blow the pine trees in the woods.

At least I'd be better entertained.



My God !! It's full of stars ......

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its great to laugh at

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