7 in Score??

OK, here's the full "review" (all serious, nothing there was a joke - from the crazy-racist idiot who wrote "Poles murdered millions of Jews, they maintained several death camps"):

* “In Darkness“: To call this movie, “Holocaust Porn,” would be accurate. I hated this vastly over-rated movie “based on the true story” of a gentile Polish sewer worker who saves some of Lvov, Poland’s Jews during the Holocaust by hiding them in the sewer. Initially, he’s motivated solely by the money, but eventually, he comes to like the Jews.

I’m not exactly sure why he likes them because I could find few people as insufferable and loathsome as the Jews portrayed in this movie. They are crazies, pigs, and ingrates.

One of them keeps having sex with his mistress right in front of his wife and young daughter. And the movies seems obsessed with weird sex scenes between ugly people. This belongs in a Holocaust movie? How about a scene in which a man masturbates on top of his mistress in front of the wife and daughter (and that’s in addition to the actual intercourse he had with her in front of them)? Disgusting. And all of this is by design. It’s beyond sickening that the mistress is the only one who lives out of the three who survives the Holocaust. She also gets pregnant with his kid and smothers it to death. I don’t believe for a second that this story ever happened or that a mistress survived because the husband picked her to live in the sewer over his own daughter and wife.

As I said, the movie is “based on the true story,” which means it’s probably not even close to the truth. I highly doubt all the Jews this man saved were so reprehensible. I also vigorously doubt that any of these people repeatedly had sex with a mistress in front of the rest of his family. But I think the filmmakers had in mind to make people think that all of the six million Jews who perished as no different from these vile creatures on this screen and not feel too bad they are dead. It’s anti-Semitism, plain and simple, but done in a very veiled way. Or maybe not so veiled.

The only decent character looks exactly like Dolph Lundgren and plays a sort of Bielski Brothers type of brave Jewish partisan, but his uncanny resemblance to the Rocky IV star is a distraction. And, of course, the movie has to show him constantly seeking–and finally getting–sex in the sewer. Somehow, I doubt this much sex happened during the Holocaust, especially between sewer dwellers. But even if it had, why is that so prominent in this movie?

Because, like the rest of this movie, it’s just inappropriate and BS. Oh, and by the way, the movie is nearly two-and-a-half hours. It’s long, slow, boring, and not a tight story.

The only moving scene is at the end when the sewer dwellers come out to freedom because the war is over. They are greeted with cake and drinks by the sewer worker’s previously disdainful wife. But that ending wasn’t worth the crap we had to wade through (yes, the movie is a cinematic sewer, too) for almost three hours. And, frankly, I wasn’t sure I wanted most of these people to have lived.

Methinks that was the point of the movie all along: why save the Jews? They aren’t worth it.

And, yet, dumbass Jews all over the U.S. are raving over this crappy movie. They’re too stupid to know better. After all, those Jews who go to see this are mostly the same ones who voted for Obama.

The movie is in Polish with English subtitles. Maybe they should dub it in Arabic, too.

FOUR MARXES PLUS A BIN LADEN PLUS AN ARAFAT