Had to be Joan to Kathy: "you stole my act, you stole my gays, and you stole the face of the Burger King"
That caught me off guard and made me LOL pretty damn hard.
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i dont know why but mine is "Mario Cantone is so gay his safe word is Mario Cantone"
i just lost it
Stole the face of the Burger King...I don't get it. Not funny. She's not allowed to make fun of anybody's face when hers looks like Stan Winston's unfinished project. The funniest things said came from Cummings and Gilbert. Everything else was very moderate.
share"God, you look like Ronald McDonald fcked Lucille Ball's corpse, and got pushed down a flight of stairs."
http://tinyurl.com/c8tk2r
Why do you find it so hard to believe?
I liked Greg Giraldo's line:
"Brad Garrett is here. God, you're a monster! Tell me something, how did you get your head so far up Ray Romano's ass with those bolts sticking out of your neck?"
"Thank you. Keep it going for Swamp Thing. How lucky we are that Swamp Thing would come shambling out of the swamp, put on a dress, smear on some makeup and host this show tonight! Swamp thing, isn't he hilarious?"
"I'm f'ing busy-or vice versa"-Dorothy Parker
My favorite was when Joan looked at Whitney and said, "Who the fk are you?" LOL
sharewhitney cumming's line bout tom arnold and roseanne "you guys were like the original tabloid couple. you guys were like john and kate....plus an eight ball"
shareanything gilbert gottfried ever says will be the best line/lines
He can speak French... in Russian
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"thank you tranny bonaduce."
had me laughing out loud from the get go. soon as i heard that, knew it was gonna be a good nite.
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"I'M IDAHO!!" - Ralph Wiggum
Joan to robin
You know I saw you naked backstage...
... Bitch, you look like a *beep* MUDSLIDE