Size Matters


Ha! This film has a funny angle on porn movies....Bucky has a small one and he becomes a popular porn star because he makes all the guy viewers (watching it with their girlfriends) think they are bigger! ha! Nick Swardsen is hilarious with his buck toofers and Don Johnson is a riot as the grumpy ass porn director.
And I love that Christina Ricci is in this, too. She always chooses strange and wonderful films to act in....

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You're calling this a wonderful film with a straight face? LOLOLOL yeah okay. This movie sucked harder than a porn star who specializes in blowjobs...

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I also called it Strange....what do you care what I think is wonderful, anyway? Don't you have anywhere else to comment? LOL

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give haters a chance to comment, they'll take it.

I also kind of like this film for some weird reason, watched it about 5 times in total.

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Yeah....I know. lol. I just love Nick Swardson, and I love this stupid movie!

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I'm down with this movie as well. I'd give it an honest 6 stars for what it is. It's not trying to be Citizen Kane. It's about a half retarded buck toothed kid trying to be a porn star. Alot of funny one liners! Kevin Nealon was sooooooo funny.

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