Not as bad as I expected


Don't get me wrong it is still bad, full of errors, cheap ass laughable CGI and unintentionally hilarious *beep* (NOTE: the Germans speak piss poor Amerigerman).
However, the movie itself is not as bad as I expected and I've seen lots of budget productions putting out worse *beep* I recently went on a small Asylum marathon and I must say they're not as bad as I expected. I've seen many, many, many bad movies and their concept just sound hilariously bad, so I expected their movies to be the worst of the worst. From what I've seen so far "Snakes On A Train" is pretty much down there at the bottom, but this isnot quite *beep* enough to be considered "worst ever".

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Take MY word for it: Yes... The movie sucks ass... HOWEVER... If you watch it with a good friend (as I did,) then you will have a BLAST MST3K'ing this film into submission! We really had a good time! Don't watch this alone... You'll wanna dive off of a cliff.

Trust me,
Swan
My, you're nosey, aren't you?

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