Elvis impersonators

are not that prevalent in Memphis. I know of two, but it's an every-once-in-awhile thing. Certainly not something you see regularly on Beale St. Nix the cheesy EI part of the story, shoot it in Memphis and it'll be a much better show.

A friend said, "The proper term is 'tribute artist'."
I said, "No, the proper term is 'tourist'."