Painful


Movies with budgets this low below-the-line need some ironic comedy to break things up. It'd be better if these "names" weren't in it. For one thing they could afford sets and lights, and for another we'd have no expectations with no-name actors. And as everyone says, what's with Val Kilmer's wig? Did the director have no dick at all?

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His hair looked like very long pubes. And the way that he kept twitching and fooling with it makes me think he has a cocaine problem.

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I know!

This movie is bad.. bad acting, bad plot... almost like a made-for-TV-movie or a cable TV movie... scenes were poor/low-tech.

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