What a boring drag

I turned it off/fast forwarded because of the slowness... The "wisdom" of confucius had issues rising even to wisdom cookie level.

...scenery is fine and dandy as in all rice flicks...

Yep, there was not enough conflict to keep it interesting.

Boring...rice flicks?

Please go rent Transformers and don't breed.

Oh...and ask someone with more intelligence to teach you some damn manners (as your parents obviously never cared or bothered).

Let it ride...