One hundred things I've learnt from 'And Soon the Darkness'
1. Give an evil man a phone call and he will stop raping and electrocuting girls
Wake me up when it's over
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2. When your friend is saving you whilst your kidnapper is distracted, it's okay to be crying and making as much noise as possible even though your kidnapper is only feet away from you.
That's what bugged me the most. Couldn't he hear them? The brunette were pretty noisy.
3. When you manage to get the upper hand on the kidnapper by hitting him with a huge stick, its ok, he's down, out and 100% finished off. Its probably a good idea to simply walk away dusting your own hands, because he's NOT going to get up and come after you.
4. Cars NEVER EVER start when required.
5. When being chased at night, by and armed assailant, run towards the light screaming as LOUDLY as possible, chances are he's really stupid and won't follow you.
6. Whilst being chased by a gunman, in a remote area, its OK if your stupidity gets other people killed, as they aren't American, and no one really cares about Argentinian fishermen.
7. Neither Amber Heard or Odette Yustman can act for *beep* especially Yustman.
8. You won't realise that the Police man is crooked, until the very second its too late to do anything about it.
9. Using the same old, tired and lazy set-ups for creating tension always works, and will never fail to satisfy your audience....unless they've seen a movie in the last 45 years.
10. a butter-knife will be always right on spot exactly when you need it ;)
share11. When facing two dangerous men, you turn around to say sorry to someone in a car who most likely cant hear you
12. Townships dont take kindly to a white girl in need of help
13. There is only one cop on patrol in a town where girls seem to go missing
14. The Kidnapper has a thing for girls with the same bracelet
15. Stephanie isnt a virgin
15. Stephanie isnt a virgin - Made me lol, hard. Best one so far!! :)
share16. If you live in a boathouse, do not answer a knock @ the door -- you will be instantly shot in the head.
share17.Half of Argentina is tall and has brown hair
18.Every Argentinian has a suspicious look in their eyes
19.It`s an Assport
20. There is only one road in Argentinia.
21. While in a country you can't speak the language too well, leave your friend behind.
22. Everything will be fine if you take a short nap.
23. Everyone in Argentina will ignore you if you ask for help.
24. Remakes are bad, particularly this one.
share25. if you buy a bracelet, then find another one like that, you msut assume its the same one, even though the woman was selling hundreds of them.
26. if american loner tells you to stay close to your friend you better do it.
27. your only worth 2000 dollars.
28. 6000 if your a virgin, are you a virgin?
29. isntead of cutting yourself loose, try to lure and attack a guy with a glass shard.
30. its never good to drop a gun. twice.
31. its even better to take a gun whne you go swimming.
32. if a guy, trafficking woman, is going to trade your long gone girlfriend, in exchange for another girl, hes definatelly trustworthy.
33. people in uruguay speak perfect english. especially the mafia boses.
34. if somone goes missing, you sohuld take a nap.
35. filing a report is a solution to everything.
36. if a guy that you suspect of kidnaping your girlfriend runs into a forest, chase him. you may get kidnapped too and see your friend.
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"Common sense is not so common."
- Voltaire
24. When you identify a possible dangerous kidnapper, run after him into the deserted woods. Probably to ask him if he is the kidnapper.
25. When you have a gun, it's ok to turn your back on two guys you were pointing it to.
26. If your girlfriend goes missing, patrol the road 100 times, but never search the deserted town.
27. When hding after a kidnap, always leave your motorbike in plain sight outside the hideout.
28. If you're swimming to escape a kidnapper cop, try to reach the coast at exactly the spot where his associate is waiting.
24. It's okay to lay down in the middle of nowhere unaware of your surroundings looking up at the sky.
share24. There's no better place than the middle of nowhere to work on your tan.
shareWhat's a virgin--explain please?
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THANK YOU!!!! LOL! Right when Stephanie ran up to her, she was all, "Stephanie!" and i was like, "You freakin idiot!! Shut the hell up!" Ellie deserved her fate, i'm sorry to say. At least Stephanie was smarter.
"I believe that which does not kill you simply makes you...stranger."
Exactly, with so many things around to knock him out cold, she went and removed the tape from her wrists first. That did not make sense.
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