Things We Learned from When The Bough Breaks
1) Mike is the brains. Anna is just the uterus.
2) When a pregnant psycho is beating you up and suddenly goes into labor, she won't appreciate your calling 911.
3) When your surrogate is being difficult encourage your husband to sleep with her; that should calm her down.
4) Never underestimate the strength of a woman who's just given birth.
The truth is mightier than the sword.
5.When you have such an open house with someone in the guest room, there's no need to buy blinds or curtains when getting it on.
6.When you have such a big house an old guard cat will alert you to intruders on your property.
7.When alone with a woman that's made it clear she's blackmailing you, never carry an audio recording device or set up any cameras.
If it bleeds, we can kill it.