For me:
Don Rickles would be the roastmaster
Jack Carter
Norm Crosby
Phyllis Diller
Greg Giraldo
Jeffery Ross
Jimmy Kimmell
Sarah Silverman
Lisa Lampanelli
Bob Newhart
Steve Martin
Tim Conway
Rich Little
Ryan Stiles
Tina Fey
Robin Williams
Nick DiPailo
Mel Brooks
Rip Taylor
Alan Sues
Johnny Carson 1925-2005. We will never forget you.
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roast master: Greg Giraldo
Jerry Seinfeld
Ben Stiller
Jim Gaffigan
Zach Galifianakis
George Lopez
Rickey Smiley
metallica. james hetfield, lars ulrich, kirk hammett, robert trujillo... hey even former bassist jason newsted
shareRoastmater: Gilbert Gottfried
Lisa Lampanelli
Sarah Silverman
Bob Saget
Betty White
Bea Arthur
Phillis Diller
Seth Macfarlene
Cloris Leachman
Andy Dick
If you have a problem with what I say, learn the meaning of a joke and shut up
Good luck with getting Bea Arthur to show up.
Johnny Carson 1925-2005. We will never forget you.
She turned up for Pam Anderson and my man boobs are bigger than hers
If you have a problem with what I say, learn the meaning of a joke and shut up
I mean, unless you can get a corpse to go up to the podium and tell jokes, I don't know what to tell you.
Johnny Carson 1925-2005. We will never forget you.
With a few bits of string and a computer generated voice it could be done....
If you have a problem with what I say, learn the meaning of a joke and shut up
Roastmaster Bill Engvall
Jeffrey Ross
Greg Giraldo
Lisa Lampanelli
Stephen Lynch
Christopher Titus
Patton Oswalt
Ron White
Denis Leary
Nick DiPaolo
Larry the Cable Guy
....and probably a few others that I can't think of right now.