A few issues (possible spoilers).

- Why is it that every major announcement to a crowd in this film (toasts, celebrations, Godfathers talking to gamblers) is done in Hindi? Had no idea so many Europeans understood Hindi so well. Nicely done, Cypress.

- Did the filmmakers watch "Mask of Zorro"(1998) when trying to create flirty tension with a fencing scene? Catherine Zeta-Jones also had her dress ripped by Antonio Banderas the same way... except their characters used real swords. Fencing swords are not that sharp, my friends.

- The filmmakers definitely watched "National Treasure". (Shroud of Turin. Right.)

- This movie has more media, advertising and production partners than Rupert Murdoch and facebook combined.

- If you like characters that eat lots of fruit, speak about eating lots of fruit, reference fruit with philosophy, and sleep with characters named after fruit... this is your movie.

- It is mandatory to have at least 3 scenes featuring the main actors emerging from a body of water... either shirtless, bikini-clad or both. Must be shot in slow-motion... running a hand through wet hair is a plus.

- Every song has to have the fans blasting at full power and pointed at the designated lip-syncher. Pantene pays royalties.