Boring, amateurish, unoriginal, and lame

That about sums up this perfectly disposable movie. How else can an old actor play a young detective? By producing the movie himself and giving himself the plum role. That's how. This detective looks like Charles Manson. He looks so evil, I was convinced that he was the killer. Oh well, save yourself some time and skip this one.

There is no "off" position on the genius switch.