Montgomery's reason he believed he was talking to an 18 year old
I found it pretty funny that he bought that Mary-as-Jessi was really 18 because she apparently believed that he was chatting with her all day from a combat zone when he missed a pretty obvious lie himself. Actual tall hot 18 year old blondes don't pick that as their screen name. A real 18 year old would call herself something like
~~Puppyī¼Kisses~~
Montgomery is a moron.
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them or my daughters.