100 things i learned from this this whatever

1- when your mother is kidnapped and you talk to her on the phone, the first thing you need to tell her is your father got killed so she would be calm and comfortable.

2- when you're in a foreign country and want the police to help you, rush into the police station and yell at them and push them around so they will treat you with respect and love.

3- when you are in a foreign country, use policemen as human shields to save your life.