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What happened to the Tasmanian Wildlife?


Correct if I'm wrong, but the almost complete absence of animals seems pretty weird to me. At least to my knowledge Tasmania has a quite rich fauna with plenty of marsupial species including several endemic ones (at this time even the famous Thylacine as well as the Tasmanian Devil), birds (including flightless ones), amphibians, etc. Nevertheless, in this movie you basically don't see any serious attempt to hunt, there's ultimately no sign of any wildlife at all besides some rare bird twitter. Therefore, even if I consider that hunting without experience or equipment is much more difficult than one could assume, isn't that quite unrealistic? Especially since in case you really couldn't catch anything bigger, it should still be possible to resort to some kind of gatherer option with invertebrates (e.g. insects, snails..). At least that would still be better than going down the cannibalistic road, I guess..

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Well, it does say at the end that his explanation was rejected by the authorities as a coverup for his mates. That would have made for a more uplifting story if you ask me. But desperate humans cannibalizing each other fits in well with the artificial scarcity programming we are being bludgeoned with presently. There's just too many of us, you know.



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Have you been to India? And this is a true story - clearly the truth is not your cup of tea.
His story was at first rejected but he later escaped again and ate another man that he had escaped with. After that they realised his original story was true.
Funny enough he was arrested after escaping the first time for stealing a beer glass from a pub. LOL

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Firstly, most Tasmanian wildlife is nocturnal. If you were travelling through that country by day you could easily go for weeks without seeing anything larger than a bird.

Secondly, even if you do stumble across a wallaby or kangaroo by day, you usually only see them for a split second before they disappear into the scrub. And they can move far faster in that country than any human, even humans who aren't half-starved.

Thirdly, if you do manage to see one for longer than a second, what exactly is a half-starved man with an axe supposed to do then? Politely ask it to stand still while he hits it?

Finally, there are three scenes where wildlife is refered to: (i) where Travers points out to Pearce that they can't hunt without guns, (ii) where Greenhill stumbles after some unseen animal by a river and fails to catch it and (iii) where the party look up from their fire one night at the sound of Tasmanian Devils calling in the darkness.

As someone who has done plenty of trekking in Tasmania and in that part of the south-west, their complete lack of capacity to hunt wildlife is entirely realistic. And historically accurate.

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Ok, this seems reasonable regarding the hunting part. As mentioned before I guess one pictures that too easy than it actually is, especially under such circumstances. On the other hand at this time the habitat was pretty pristine, so humans would not necessarily be considered as a direct threat. At least that was in this region in several cases the doom for some species because they weren't adapted to predation from human and invasive species and could basically be "picked up".
But anyway, what's then with the "gathering" idea? Even if certain invertebrates like spiders or some insects may not be a simple catch it should basically be possible to get your hands on caterpillars, other larval arthropods, snails, maybe bugs. Even if it would be questionable that you could get sufficient amounts, at least if you don't want to spend the whole day foraging, but there seems to be no attempt to do anything in this direction at all, so I was just wondering if that would be really unrealistic.

PS: Btw there was a fourth encounter (the snake (?) attack)..;)

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Not really ive been unfortunate enough to have had to live in Tasmania for the past two years and Tasmania isn't like the rest of Australia where you have kangaroo's and emus and other bigger land mammals. Tassie's biggest animals are tassie devils (the size of a cat) or little wallabies, both of which being so small would be very hard to hunt especially if your only weapon is an axe and don't have much meat on them

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Not really ive been unfortunate enough to have had to live in Tasmania for the past two years


"Unfortunate"? It's a beautiful place.

Tasmania isn't like the rest of Australia where you have kangaroo's and emus and other bigger land mammals.


Ummm, in the 1820s Tasmania did still have emus, though they didn't live in the territory Pearce and Co were crossing. And it also had and still has thousands of eastern grey or Forester kangaroos, which are the second largest marsupial in the world. And there were and are plenty of them in the central highlands and the northern parts of the south-west.

Tassie's biggest animals are tassie devils


Wrong:

http://www.dpiw.tas.gov.au/inter.nsf/WebPages/BHAN-5383SE?open

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"Ummm, in the 1820s Tasmania did still have emus,"

I'm pretty sure this isn't right..? Weren't that virtually if not completely extinct by 1800?

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No. They didn't become extinct until around 1850. The British Museum was sent skin specimens from a Tasmanian emu in 1838, long after this film is set.

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At least that was in this region in several cases the doom for some species because they weren't adapted to predation from human and invasive species and could basically be "picked up".


Sorry, but the idea that just because white people hadn't been there for very long, animals would have no fear of humans is fantasy. Humans had been living and hunting in Tasmania for 40,000 years. Ever heard of the Tasmanian aborigines? Any wallabies and kangaroos dumb enough not to run away from humans had been eaten millennia earlier.

But anyway, what's then with the "gathering" idea? Even if certain invertebrates like spiders or some insects may not be a simple catch it should basically be possible to get your hands on caterpillars, other larval arthropods, snails, maybe bugs. Even if it would be questionable that you could get sufficient amounts, at least if you don't want to spend the whole day foraging, but there seems to be no attempt to do anything in this direction at all, so I was just wondering if that would be really unrealistic.


If you stayed in one spot and did nothing but scavenge for that kind of foot you might find enough to keep you alive for a while. But to get enough to sustain you as you travelled would be impossible. And this is not just any country they were crossing - this terrain is still some of the toughest on the planet. Experienced trekkers with modern equipment and food consider the south-west wilderness amongst the hardest treks anyone can do. These guys crossed the Engineer and Deception Ranges on foot, with no tracks. Anyone who set out to do that today would be told they were mad. To do it dressed in rags and eating nothing but bugs and grubs simply wouldn't happen.

PS: Btw there was a fourth encounter (the snake (?) attack)..;)


Forgot about that one. Funnily enough, that was the closest they came to proper food. All of the larger Tasmanian snakes are deadly, but they make good eating.

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Ever heard of the Tasmanian aborigines?


Yeah you're certainly right, I don't know why I stumbled into the misbelief that Tasmania was not inhabited before. Maybe the reason was (cynical as it may sound) because the aborigines population almost disappeared due to diseases and forced relocations after the Europeans arrived..so let's certainly forget about that point.

To do it dressed in rags and eating nothing but bugs and grubs simply wouldn't happen.


Personally I don't know the area, at all, so that puts it definitely better into perspective, thanks. I guess that should be sufficient then to end my nagging, case closed..;)

Funnily enough, that was the closest they came to proper food. All of the larger Tasmanian snakes are deadly, but they make good eating.


Actually I was also thinking about that. On the other hand most people would probably consider the risk to high even if they'd be close to starving. Plus it seems - once again - not an easy task to track down a snake in such an environment, at least if you don't know what you're doing..:)

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I kept thinking about making a net with the strongest vines I could find and then dragging the river with it. There must be fish in those rivers, no? Then they could have caught enough to make the treck, dried and carried them. Dunno if it's really feasable though.



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I kept thinking about making a net with the strongest vines I could find


"Vines"? This is south-west Tasmania, not some jungle. There are no "vines".

There must be fish in those rivers, no?


Yes. Tiny galaxiids. The biggest of which are about as long as your index finger. Not exactly much of a meal. And you'd need more than a net made of (non-existent) "vines" to catch something so tiny.

So that wouldn't work either.

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According to Wikipedia, vines are "invasive exotics in parts of North America", so they don't only grow in jungles. Ivy league colleges, for instance. There are vines growing on my apartment building in NYC.

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According to Wikipedia, vines are "invasive exotics in parts of North America", so they don't only grow in jungles. Ivy league colleges, for instance. There are vines growing on my apartment building in NYC.


Then let me put it another way: I've trekked extensively in the central highlands and the south-west wilderness of Tasmania and I've never seen any "vines" there. So there may be vines in New York, but not in the wet sclerophyll, temperate rainforest and alpine regions of south-west Tasmania. Okay?

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I was disappointed the film never made a real effort to show hunting was even really attempted and I agree one would resort to gathering before eating a fellow human being, that was never really portrayed either.

Wombats (with dens that are evident) and Echidnas would have also been present in Tasmania and I would be amazed that a single animal could not be caught by a group of men. That being said these guys were complete morans with no basic skills at all, couldnt even find shelter from the elements.

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I was disappointed the film never made a real effort to show hunting was even really attempted


It did - Greenhill tries to catch some small marsupial they see by the water as they cross a small river, but it gets away. Taken with the earlier dialogue between Dalton and Pearce about how catching game without guns would be impossible, to have another scene making the same point would be overkill.

Wombats (with dens that are evident) and Echidnas would have also been present in Tasmania


I've bushwalked in Tasmania for years and seen three echidnas in my whole life. They aren't exactly a viable source of food, given how rare and shy they are. Wombats are more common, but can move quickly and, once they are in their burrows, you'd be digging for a long time - burrows can be up to 30 metres long. And they have multiple entrances, so once the exhausted convicts did dig through to a sleeping chamber the wombat would be long gone.

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It would not be overkill to show the convicts making more than one attempt at hunting food, a similar scenario would be Cast Away with Tom Hanks which showed a him in a process of attempts to catch food. I know he didn't have tasty fellow man to eat but it still showed his attempts and failures.
For me the only scene that barely showed an attempt was when the english guy was wondering after some unseen animal and everyone was laughing at him.

The Aborogines used to hunt and eat Wombats, hunting of these animals would be focused on ambush as opposed to digging them out, the energy used in this type of effort would be counter productive.

I live in rural victoria and see echidnas very often when on fishing trips. Back in the time this movie was based I would imagine they would be even more common

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It would not be overkill to show the convicts making more than one attempt at hunting food


If they had a third scene to make this point I'd be saying "All right, we get it: they can't catch food so they have to eat each other." It's called "labouring the point".

The Aborogines used to hunt and eat Wombats


The aborigines used to hunt all kinds of things, given that they had 40,000 years of working out how such things were done. These guys were from England, Scotland and Ireland and were the first white men ever to see some of this country. To expect them to suddenly be knowledgeable in the habits of wombats and skilled in hunting them is ridiculous.

PS The aborigines didn't live in this part of south-west Tasmania - they stuck to the coast. Why? Because it was too inhospitable and there wasn't enough food. Smart guys.

I live in rural victoria and see echidnas very often when on fishing trips


Great. Try living on them while trekking across some of the toughest country on the planet for weeks on end and see how you go.

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If they had a third scene to make this point I'd be saying "All right, we get it: they can't catch food so they have to eat each other." It's called "labouring the point".
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My Point being this was not established to the point one watching would say "ok, "well they tried everything else"
I am interested to know which version of the film you saw which depicted this important element of the story being done to the point of being potentially laboured. Especially as the bases of the film is on men falling into forced depravity.


The Tasmanian Aborigines were a very primitive tribe and while obviously being capable of finding food they relied on herding techniques for hunting and the use of tools made from bone or simple rocks.

Its also interesting that you immediately presume that becuase the convicts are from the british isles and ireland that they would be rendered so disbaled when attempting to hunt. The convicts will have been undoubtedly exposed to hunting and the forms of hunting throughout their entire lives. You suggest it would be the equivalent of asking ET to change a car tyre.

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You are making generalizations here as the Mimegin group of the paredarerme tribe inhabited the south west region of tasmania and although tribes often used the sea as a source of food evidence has shown they switched to land mammels as a primary source of food about 4,000 years ago such as possums, kangaroos, wombats and wallabies

Perhaps between cheese sandwiches on your next trek ask your tour guide how people actually DID comfortably survive in that environment all those years ago

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My Point being this was not established to the point one watching would say "ok, "well they tried everything else"


It wasn't? It has a scene where two guys say "We've got no guns, how can we hunt?" / "Yeah, even if we saw any game" and another scene where a character proves the same point by not being able to catch the one animal they see. So it needed a third scene to make the same point because ... what? Because there might be really, really dumb people in the audience who didn't get it the first two times the point was made? Do you work for a Hollywood studio or something?

The Tasmanian Aborigines were a very primitive tribe and while obviously being capable of finding food they relied on herding techniques for hunting and the use of tools made from bone or simple rocks.


Bollocks. The Tasmanian Aborigines lived in Tasmania for 40,000 years and had an extremely sophisticated basis for getting food from their environment. The fact they didn't live in this part of this environment shows how poor in food it was. They lived in south west Tasmania, but largely towards the coast. The SW highlands were too tough even for them.

Its also interesting that you immediately presume that becuase the convicts are from the british isles and ireland that they would be rendered so disbaled when attempting to hunt. The convicts will have been undoubtedly exposed to hunting and the forms of hunting throughout their entire lives. You suggest it would be the equivalent of asking ET to change a car tyre.


I "assume" nothing. The hunting they may have been exposed to at home relied on guns and dogs. They had neither. If you think Nineteenth Century Irish, English and Scottish men, even if they were from the country, could fashion spears and go hunting you're delusional.

You are making generalizations here as the Mimegin group of the paredarerme tribe inhabited the south west region of tasmania


Who lived over near Macquarie Harbour and along the SW coast.

Perhaps between cheese sandwiches on your next trek ask your tour guide how people actually DID comfortably survive in that environment all those years ago


Thanks, but given that I've been there, I know the relevant history and I have done survival training in the area, including a (hungry) week living off the land, I think I know what I'm talking about.



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It wasn't? It has a scene where two guys say "We've got no guns, how can we hunt?" / "Yeah, even if we saw any game" and another scene where a character proves the same point by not being able to catch the one animal they see. So it needed a third scene to make the same point because ... what? Because there might be really, really dumb people in the audience who didn't get it the first two times the point was made? Do you work for a Hollywood studio or something?
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I will continue to disagree with you on this as the fact they used a couple lines of dialogue as a cheap offering to explain the lack of attempt at hunting tells me the filmmakers were lazy. The scene you refer to where an animal was chased was also poorly conceived. No animal was shown and the characters attempt was ridicled - thus giving the possible impression there was no animal at all.

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Bollocks. The Tasmanian Aborigines lived in Tasmania for 40,000 years and had an extremely sophisticated basis for getting food from their environment. The fact they didn't live in this part of this environment shows how poor in food it was. They lived in south west Tasmania, but largely towards the coast. The SW highlands were too tough even for them.
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The first time I have ever heard the work 'sophisticated' with Tasmanian aboriginal hunting - a tribe that only began using sharpened stone tools in the later part of their history.
As you would know aborigines are a nomad race and move from area to area in search for food and often moved inland for hunting during seasons of the year.
Your statement that they never ventured away from the coast is wrong and ill informed.

I also refuse to accept statements such as "I have done survival training" and "I have been there" as basis for concluding any discussion. I have travelled extensively and experience bushwalking, desert trekking and jungle camping in many different parts of the world as well as having a strong interest in Aboringine and other tribal cultures. I am also very good friends with tasmanians who are from the bush so I too also "think I know what I'm talking about"

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The first time I have ever heard the work 'sophisticated' with Tasmanian aboriginal hunting - a tribe that only began using sharpened stone tools in the later part of their history.


That is simply wrong. And they were sophisticated enough to live comfortably off the land in a harsh environment for 40,000 years.

As you would know aborigines are a nomad race and move from area to area in search for food and often moved inland for hunting during seasons of the year.


And we know from archaeology that the range of the SW tribe didn't include this area for precisely the reason I've highlighted - lack of food supplies.

Your statement that they never ventured away from the coast is wrong and ill informed.


I didn't say anything of the sort. I said their range was closer to the coast and the Macquarie Harbour area and not as far west as the country Pearce and Co crossed.

I also refuse to accept statements such as "I have done survival training" and "I have been there" as basis for concluding any discussion.


How very convenient for you. Unfortuately I have done survival training in Tasmania and I haven't just "been there", I LIVED there for over 20 years. But keep telling yourself you somehow know more about how to live off the land there than me if it makes you feel better.

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Then do your research

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Then do your research

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You don't seem to have a grasp of the relevant geography. I'm quite aware of the significance of the Kutikina Cave site. I also, unlike you it seems, know where it is. It's a mere 20 kms east of Port Macquarie. There is no evidence of Aboriginal inhabitance further east, in the territory that Pearce and Co. traversed, until you get to the upper stretches of the Derwent and Florentine Valleys, which was the territory of the Big River tribe.

I also notice you haven't backed up your nonsense about how the Tasmanian aborigines didn't use stone tools until later in their history.

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What region are you saying these convicts were lost in because you seem to be changing your stance on this, first it was SW tasmania was uninhabitable - that was incorrect, now you are pointing towards the south eastern/central region. Pearce was picked up around Ouse, he had travelled east to get there, barely an hour south of Kutikina cave. Are you therefore saying Aboringines lived happily in this region but were incapable of living 80-90 Kms south of there?

" mere 20 kms?" That is laughable especially when you arguement is based on how difficult the terrain is to travel on. It is safe to say tribes did not commute this distance day to day.

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What region are you saying these convicts were lost in because you seem to be changing your stance on this,


No, I’m not. According to Paul Collins’ book Hell’s Gates, which the film-makers used as their primary source of research, they seem to have headed due east, passing south of Mount McCutcheon and crossing the Engineer Ranges and heading to the upper Derwent.

first it was SW tasmania was uninhabitable


Where did I say “uninhabitable”? I said the Aborigines didn’t include this area in their range because of the relative lack of food compared to the coastal area and the areas near Port Macquarie. That doesn’t mean it was “uninhabitable”, but it does mean that if the locals didn’t go there much because of the lack of food a group of clueless convicts would have little to no hope of sustaining themselves off the land.

now you are pointing towards the south eastern/central region.


I’m doing nothing of the sort.

Pearce was picked up around Ouse


Which is almost directly east of Port Macquarie on the route I mention above.

he had travelled east to get there


Yes.

barely an hour south of Kutikina cave.


What? Kutikina Cave is on the frigging Franklin river and is about 60 kms west of Ouse. What on earth are you talking about?

Are you therefore saying Aboringines lived happily in this region but were incapable of living 80-90 Kms south of there?


“South”? You’re now more lost than Pearce ever was. Try to keep up. The Aborigines lived near Port Macquarie. Kutikina Cave is only 20 kms east from Port Macquarie (ie “near”). But they didn’t range much further east than that because difficult country between there and the upper Florentine and Derwent was relatively food-poor. So we find no Aboriginal sites in this area.


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What? Kutikina Cave is on the frigging Franklin river and is about 60 kms west of Ouse. What on earth are you talking about?

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Forgive my lazy description here, I was referring to the fact that the trail the convicts took would have passed south of this region and that the regions shared similarities in terms of environment and wildlife, indeed the Franklin-Gordon wild rivers national park has numerous aborinal sites, proof aborogines lived in these areas, much further east then you suggest.

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But they didn’t range much further east than that because difficult country between there and the upper Florentine and Derwent was relatively food-poor. So we find no Aboriginal sites in this area

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http://facesoftheflorentine.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/florentine-factsheet.pdf

- This website will advise you of the richness the upper Florentine Valley produces and the Aboriginal heritage it beholds - dating back over 30,000 years


Some of your statements - much as you have likely found mine, have been somewhat presumptuous and ambiguous however its all good for healthy debate. I would love to visit this region myself one day, I'm sure its beautiful.

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No, I’m not. According to Paul Collins’ book Hell’s Gates, which the film-makers used as their primary source of research,


Whilst I appreciate your spirited defence of the reality depicted in the film, please don't make any assumptions as to the research sources for the writers of Van Diemen's Land.

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Collins is mentioned in the credits, actually. So no "assumptions" were made.

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Have been following this thread with great interest. Just wrote a lengthy message but lost the lot when my computer unexpectedly crashed. What follows is an abridged version.
Completely agree with Da-Vinci-Code-Is-Garbage. I'm a born and bred Taswegian, now resident in Europe; my forefathers arrived in Tassie in 1823, and I am well familiar with the countryside, the native flora and fauna, and the conditions that Pearce and co. would have encountered upon their 'escape'.
I found 'Van Dieman's Land' to be thought provoking, wholly credible, and a realistic representation of what must have happened.
I'm sure that none of the convicts would have been familiar with hunting and/or fending for themselves 'in the wild' back in Britain or Ireland, just as I'm certain that they probably wouldn't/couldn't even have known exactly what wildlife existed in the south west of Tasmania. Given that they only had axes and knives, or at least no real hunting implements, I don't see how they could have hoped to capture native animals which, as Da-Vinci-Code-Is-Garbage correctly points out, are nocturnal. They had no torches, flashlights or candles for night hunting.
I can't see that that what the aborigines did or didn't do is terribly relevant; they knew where to find food and how to capture it, whereas the convicts did not.
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To midnight purple, who complained that she 'unfortunately' had to live in Tasmania for 2 years, I can only say that the state is probably better off without her if she could not appreciate what a beautiful and unique place Tasmania is.

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I understand that in that particular part of Tasmania there is no wildlife. The forest is so dense and deserted by wildlife that it was not even inhabited by the Aborigines! As for Emus, they're not forest creatures, requiring open space, grasslands with light brush to survive/thrive.

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Where can I find the route traveled by Pearce?

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I've lived in Tasmania my whole life unfortunately. Like others have said before, its not that unrealistic that they couldn't find food in the Tasmanian wilderness. The wildlife in Tasmania is famously elusive. Whenever I go any where out in the bush, I usually barely see any wild life. Thylacines were actually never that common to see as far as I know. Compounded with the arctic winds and coldness of Tasmania, with the fact that most of the wild life is nocturnal, birds are hard to catch, possums live high up unreachable in trees, and there were no emus (emus were introduced and the only emus native to Tasmania died out years before colonization), and the fact the terrain in Tasmania is extremely rugged, it would have been extremely hard for them to find food.

Regarding the foraging idea, I just have to say that in Tasmania you don't really see that many small insects in large enough numbers to nourish yourself.

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Animals would hide from men. They sense bad people and hide. If you bush walk in Tassie you may see animals but they hide when they sense danger. Some places are so cold that the animals hibernate and only come out at certain times of the day. These men would not have had any training in hunting if they were from England, and they would suffer from hypothermia. The conditions are so harsh you have to act quickly to survive or you deteriorate quickly. Some places in Tas are so spooky. Some horrible things happened in those days.

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I live in the Tassie countryside, most of the wildlife come out after dark, walabies, rabbits etc. They are very fast and easily spooked, the chances of catching one without proper hunting gear is very small. Also having trecked in the South-West where this incident took place the terrain is very rugged with thick vegitation. However I do take your point, the Tasmanian wilderness almost seems barren in this film whitch is far from the truth, in reality it is teeming with wildlife, just not things you could hunt with no equipment or experience.

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i'm in Northern Ontario and travel in the woods daily and you see pheasants, squirrels rabbits,other birds of course but they immediately take off, you need a gun to hunt them or to make a trap of some kind.
You do run into black bears here but they'd be pretty hard to kill without using a gun, bears can get pretty mad if say there were attacked.

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Thanks everyone for an entertaining thread.

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